Graphical Manipulations #124: Beasts, Toads, Ugliness, Rats, Rabbotts, Happy Chappies & Flag Power!


Well!  It’s been one of those weeks, one of those ummm weeks and we’ve all been getting on with the business, the business of good government!  Of course we all know, know, that good government is the product of a good government, if you know what I mean.  That is that good government’s give you meaningfully good government, you see.  And in giving that good government, my team, with me as the captain, have been working hard, that’s hard, to make sure that the good government that your getting is from a very good government team committed to providing the best, the very best in government for the good of all.  Ha! Tricked you there, you there, umm, didn’t I.  You thought I was going to talk, to talk about a good government giving you good government, but I turned it around to the very best in government for the good of all.  So there!  So in closing my little speech about just how good this government has been in giving good government I’d like to, aaaarm, recognise the good, no great, contributions of all of the team, except of course Phil Ruddock and some pesky backbenchers who thought that with a few clever tricks they could bring down a good government by saying that there wasn’t any good government and that the leader, that’s me, needed to be changed.  Well we all saw what happened to that, didn’t we!  So there you have it.  Thankyou for coming and we’ll just get on with giving good government to the people of, arrrrm, Australia, yes that’s Australia!

And as the crow said whilst sitting looking at the 20 year drought caused by Anthropogenic Global Warming – “FAAAAARRRRRRK!”

A graphic from somewhere, with a remarkable resemblance, emoji wise, to our very own George Brandis, he of the meta muesli data, and the ominous warning already on the base of said graphic gave rise to;

Brandis Beasty

The diminishing hope of the younger generation in the future gave some pause for thought to our toad friends.

Two of Three Toads

We all watched as George happily got stuck in to denigrating Gillian Triggs for releasing something (in December I believe) that exposed what a disgraceful episode the whole “Stop The Boats” in Australia’s “Fair Go Mate” history is.  Happily joined by others of the Lieberal Party in maintaining the denigration and abuse George let us know that he had great respect for Gillian, really – but;

Brandis Likes

Rat at this juncture was, just for a moment, overjoyed that the Senate decided to censure George for his disgusting behaviour, and then realised that such an admonition might not be all that it was cut out to be.

Brandis Censure Rat

And Rats cynicism knew no bounds when he realised that the numbers enumerated in the modelling related to universities were, somewhat concocted.

Education Crisis Rat

However he was pleased to hear that the new foreign fighter laws had been carefully crafted to make sure that you had to have a good reason for being in places that you shouldn’t be.

Plague Rat

It was heartening to see our beloved team leader of good government resorting to that time honoured trick used when you are in trouble – wolf calling.

Abbott Wolf Caller

However we hasten to alert Prime Minister Rabbott to the fact that calling out wolves (or backbenchers) may very well result in them answering you and coming to find out what all that noise was about.  Such a result often has fatal consequences if such animals are hungry for blood.

Coming For Abbott

Nevertheless, there were those supporters of Prime Minister Rabbott who were confidently confident that the majority of the good government giving Australians good government were more than happy with a Prime Minister, captain of such a good government.

Happy Chappies

Which finally brought us to that other wonderful trick that is often used when your fortunes are flagging – the use of flags!  There was another, far more popular I must admit, that was a great user of flags, and marching bands, and lots of people marching in jackboots at huge rallies.  His name escapes me at the moment but I’m sure it will come back to me, eventually!  Perhaps I need some martial music and the tramp, tramp, tramp of regular footfalls to jog those grey cells!  Anyhow we have just the product for times such as these.

Flagpower Abbott

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

Except for;

Abbott Quote 2

 

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #123: Logic, Teamsters, Reviews, Rats, Monkeys, Comedians & Gourdliness!


Well! It’s been confirmed that there are moves, albeit initial, to formerly alter the Australian honours system to give gongs more appropriately referred to as “Mates”! And not to be left in the lurch, there are strong moves to give gongs to the female of our species which will be named “Sheilas”.  Apparently there are three Shiela grades determined by the level of their contribution to the Australian way of life.  These will be know as “Good Shiela”, “Great Sheila”, and “Bonza Sheila”, the latter being the epitome of she who is the greatest!  As yet the “Mates” grading is to be determined.  Apparently, “Bewdy” “Ballsy” and “Whack Im” are under consideration.  Stay tuned!

We’ve always been fascinated by the convoluted attempts by politicians to make concentrated moo poo sound like irrefutable logic.  Our thanks go to Eric Abetz for providingus with an exemplary example!!

Irrefutable Logic Abetz

Courtesy of someone at Prime Minister Rabbott’s address to the National Murdoch Press Club a photographic collation of three of Team Tony’s major supporters was provided for our erudition.  We erudited as follows.

Three Loons

We were pleased to hear that the comedic review being played at the theatre on Capitol Hill in Canberra was receiving rave reviews.  “A laugh a minute”, was one theatre-goer’s comment on the funny phantasmagorica of the Team Stralya Review.

Stralya Review

Rat popped in for a quickie related to lawyers and royal commissions and hefty sums.  He felt that the good character of Rats was being besmirched.

Lawyer Rort Rat

Our monkeys had their view of the goings on in the Lieberal Party and felt that Teresa Gambino might be setting her sights on greater things – or a Rabbot roasting!

Gambaros Knife

We continued to hear that the backbench was far from settled with regard to the Prime Winky Dill’s promise to reform, especially after he told a white lie or two to the South Australian’s to retain their vote – well that’s the rumour anyhow!

Restless Backbench

And given the scare tactics and propagandising of the past few days attempts at light-heartedly looking at the comedic throes of a Prime Winky Dill in trouble became dark and fraught with images from darker days, bringing other days and people to mind.

Goosestep Rabbott

Rat, ever the optimist, sought to bring some light into dark places.  Fail Ratty! Fail!!

Fearnought Federales

And at that juncture it was felt that Australia was certainly in danger, but that that danger was more associated with the forces within than those without.  Which led to:

Propaganda Australia

So we consulted Gourd with the question;  “Oh Gourd!  How do we bring some light to the darkness?”  The reply was somewhat intimidating!

Extinction Gourd

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

Except for;

Abbott Quote

 

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #122: Mr Nice, Eleventyisms, Oops, Comic Relief, Rats, Government’s And Gourds!


For a moment there we were much concerned that the time of Satirical Surfeit was about to become Satirical Starvation as our Prime Team Australia Leader Rabbott stopped the tomfoolery and became all serious and, well, Prime Ministerial!  Much to our delight, and no doubt many others (including Labor), IT WAS NOT TO BE and the surfeit of satirical opportunities continued on pretty much unabated.  It was with even greater relief that several other players in our Comedic Liberal Government (another TWS) also decided not to let the Rabbott hold centre stage – all of the time!  We can only applaud Captain Rabbott as he inspires his team to even more forays into the fray and allows them the occasional own goal!  One can only look on adoringly askance at a leader like that!

All of us must be so pleased that the ex-minister for nastiness, our own Scotty Morrison, has, by virtue of a new ministerial position magically turned over a new leaf and become the minister for nice.  Especially as he’s actually indicated that he’s going to be nice.  And you can’t go past a promissory note from Scott, can you, eh?

Desire Morrison

“Budget Boy” Joe Hockey is still determined, despite the alternative view of Prime Minister Rabbott that his 2014 budget is the best thing for the country since the introduction of rabbotts, sorry rabbits, and is intent in making sure that we all lift for the country, especially those who are poor, elderly or out of work.  If you are all three, then it’s suggested you go have a little chat with Scott, who’ll put you on the strait and narrow.  By the way, those rumours that Joe is facetiously referred to as “Fudgeit Boy” are just that, facetious!  And here’s his latest book to demonstrate au contraire!

Hockey Maths

Less than impressive was Prime Minister Rabbott’s excursion into verbal analogy which was initiated as a defence of his dearth of defence jobs which, unfortunately, descended into an indefensible depiction of Labor’s dearth of defence jobs as a ‘holocaust’! Ooooh not a good word choice Tony!

Holocaust Abbott

Still!  Prime Minister Rabbott rose again from the self inflicted faux pas to make another “Captain’s Pick”, deftly removing Philip Ruddock from his Chief Whipper position and demonstrating that, once again, co-ordinating timing, actions, and revenge are somewhat beyond Tony’s grasp.  Perhaps this is a continuing demonstration that the promise of “Good Government” may be, sadly, just that!

Godzilla Ruddock

The mention of Philip Ruddock, he who ran with the Howard rat pack, drew out The Rat who felt that poor Phil, unlike his princely name alike, was dealt with rather cursorily by Tony.

Blame Game Rat

And he was particularly impressed with the Rabbott’s lead with the chin comments about giving one the ‘benefit of the doubt”, especially when there were those absent minded “mug’s about” who voted for Labor last time!

Mug Abbott Rat

And of course the local monkey bunch were in no doubt about where they stood on the issue of giving people “the benefit of the doubt” – no doubt at all!

No Doubt Monkeys

The local toads, being creatures with their feet firmly planted on the ground (well most of the time) showed a strong interest in the maintenance of stable government.

Stable Govt Toads

And all of this along with a week where nothing really changed despite the promises from our beloved leader that it would felt like, well . . . . . . .

Winds of Change

And that resulted in another trip to the oracle for some words of wisdom.  On the question; “If you’re in the poop, how do you regroup?”, Gourd answered thus;

Rhetorical Gourd

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

Except for;

Abbott Quote

 

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #121: Lambies, Sinodinos, The Rat, Rabboting, The Rat, Daffy, Hills And Gourds!


Well whack my Gourd! What an exciting week and a day it has been, eh?  It’s a rare event when you can participate in a Lieberal leadership spill where the incumbent, Prime Winky Dill Rabbott, wins the spill with 61 votes against nobody who actually gets 39 votes in support of their non-being.  And to really add gloss to the undercoat of the day, someone abstains, thereby indicating that they don’t want the incumbent or nobody in the role of Prime Team Minister for Team Australia.  Who would have thought it possible that, after all the media hype, the careful theorising on possible outcomes, the breaking news about a rumour of rumoured rumblings, secret meetings, fugitive phone calls, denials denying that there had been anyone denied the opportunities to deny whatever they were accused of, that nothing actually happened!  Except that nobody got 39 votes in support of – them!

There was so much Graphical Manipulation material available that the computer sang paens of pleasure as it uploaded all those informational bits and bytes to enable said GM’s to be created from the erudite eruptions of our political giants.  Eat your heart out Winston!  Jacqui Lambie was in there on Q&A taking it up to the PWD and to his mentor, that national hero of the trashpaper, Rupert of Murdoch with;

Lambie Pambie

Arfur Sinodinos (no relation to Arfur Daley – he of Minder fame), who vanished mysteriously from prominence in the Lieberal montage because he couldn’t remember much at all was decidedly unconditional about his ongoing support for his Prime Minister.  And his name is . . . . . . .?  Arfur!  His name?

Sinodinos Who

Rat in an attempt to shift focus away from the Lieberal spill furore provided some excuse as to why Joe Hockey was remiss in complying with the Charter of Budget Honesty.

Forgetful Hockey Rat

And that Peter Credlin was now running a Star Chamber instrumental in the hiring and firing process occurring within parliamentary offices.  I guess one has to ask why the parliamentarians lack the intestinal fortitude to indicate just where Peta might care to shove her demands.  Perhaps they are worried that they might get an Abbott Shirtfront for their trouble!

Credlin Starchamber Rat

As a counterpoint to Rats cunning ploy we countered with a shining example of our PM at his sparkling best being as obfuscatory as he possibly could and reminding us that it was all Labor’s fault for giving his team spill ideas.  Mind you he did say “insider” four times!

Dribble Rabbott

And that let Rat loose with his take on the aftermath of the “Spill That Wasn’t”.  YESSS! Three Word Slogan and 1,000 points!  Tony was forceful in his support of his senior ministers.

Confident Abbott Rat

And he reaffirmed that he, and his ministerial team were about good governance by the grown ups.

Good Govt Rat

And he was fully prepared to treat those troublesome backbench upstarts with equanimity and move on!

Behind Rabbott Rat

And when you consider that some 61 parliamentarians of the Lieberal inclination voted to maintain the status quo, as ugly and embarrassing as it is, then it must be time for Daffy Duck!

Lieberal Idiot Slap

And those thoughts led to consideration of our Federal Parliament as it stands proudly on its hill and to;

House on Hill

And finally to a few words of wisdom from Gourd.  Gourd be praised, his wisdom doth amaze!

Failed Gourd Gourd

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

Except for;

Abbott Quote

 

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #120: Gourdliness, Toads, A Rat Rampage And An Apocalypse!


I’ve now been sitting looking at the screen for ten minutes winding the mouse wheel up and down looking at the Graphical Manipulations and wondering where to start!

Maybe with the continued illumination of a Prime Minister in the throes of exploding himself, with picturesquely stupid decisions, all over an increasingly revolted electorate?  Or, perhaps, the rumbling of a disquieted Lieberal Party in the throes of trying to decide whether to dump a Prime Ministerial albatross, while being dead scared that behaving like the Labor Party did last time might condemn then to the same fate in 2016.  Little secret folks.  The Prime Winky Dill ain’t anywhere near as populace popular as Rudd was when he was removed!  Mind you, the PWD could be just as ugly as Rudd was when tearing down Julia Gillard thereby creating his own albeit rather brief rebirth!  Dear! Ohhh dear!  Thou dost sitteth upon the pointy horns of a rather dubious dilemma, eh?

Or, we could start with a rout!  You know.  The one where a bunch of arrogant, self-serving, supremely confident Queensland Lieberal/Neutered Puppies get done over (electorally) by some bird, that nobody really knows, in some party that’s almost a rump, which may very well now end up running Queensland – and probably firing up a Royal Commission into corruption in the last Government just to finish the rout with a bit of blood in the streets and the criminals in gaol!  You know!  That rout!!

But perhaps we should consult the soothsayers for some mystical insight and consider a word, or two, from Gourd.

Pith Gourd

Our Toads, as usual, are showing their deep concern for the political ructions and considering the possible candidates for a move on our Prime Winky Dill of a Prime Minister.

Abbott Ruction Toads

Never left short of a comment or two that Bloody Rat has rampaged in and commandeered most of the rest of the GM with his snide insights into things political.  Rat was dismayed that our Scotty Morrison appears to have been left out on a limb in the game of pass the Prime Ministership.

Morrison PM Rat

Thought that the Lieberals were really scraping the bottom of the barrel – or that the MSM was scraping the bottom of the barrel – when Mal Brough’s name was mentioned as a possible PM contender.  Scotty Morrison must be livid!!

Toxic Tony Rat

But Rat just couldn’t avoid Tony (the Rabbott) Abbott since much of the week has been about Tony.  With Tony being well, somewhat silly, embarrassing, annoying, gauche, laughable, irritating, gormless, feckless, quaint (in a lunatic sort of way), and well, really, not behaving as you would expect a Prime Minister to, well, behave I guess!  Rat thought that Tony’s comment about electronic graffiti was very witty.  Stupid and irrelevant in the modern world, but witty!

Graffiti Rat

Rat felt that the Rabbott should heed the advice of one of his back bencher’s, whose intentions are rather unclear at the moment, and pop into a pub for a bit of “Public Governance Advice”!  Nice Three Word Slogan that!!

Country Pub Rat

He felt that it was not a good idea to lay the “dementia” moniker on voters, who had just trashed a couple of your own State LNP governments seeing that you are heading towards your next election and that that apparent dementia might just be short term, and they’ll recall what you said when they vote next!  Silly Tony, silly!

Dopey Voter Rat

Rat got the feeling that the speech to the National Press Club was more about warning off possible contenders and reminding the party, reminding the party, that’s reminding the party what happened to the other mob when they played Prime Ministerial musical chairs.  That’s musical chairs!

Fraidy Cat Rat

He also thought that claiming that the excellent performance of team members was due to the fact that they had a very good captain might just cheese off enough of them to induce in said team players a strong urge to remove the captain and provide him with a suppository of wisdom while they were undertaking said removal!

Captain Abbott Rat

And all that Rattery, once he was back in the strait jacket, suitably sedated and in the padded cage, led strangely to thoughts of apocalypses, and this;

Apocalyptic Abbott

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

Except for;

Abbott Quote

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #119: Gunfights, Cops, CO2, Lies, Pigs, Rats, Toads, Monkeys & Barnacles!


Well!  Here it is!  It’s AUSTRALIA DAY +1!  When we dragged out our patriotic fervour and gave it a bit of a dust off, tried to remember the National Anthem, resorted to thinking how ugly the flag was, and why in Gourd’s** name we aren’t a Republic and have finally got rid of:

  1. Britain’s apron strings.
  2. A flag that represents our domination by some little backwater in the Northern hemisphere.
  3. Our kow-towing sense that we are somehow inferior to those who speak with posh voices and are really into class systems.
  4. Knigget and Damsel hoodery, as practiced by the “Mother Country” and,
  5. Our cringing, whiney supplication to anyone who has a Sir, Dame, Prince, Highness, or some other title, stuck in front of their moniker!

Following the briefest consideration of such important matters we then turned our thoughts towards booze, barbies (not the dolly kind [well some did]), sport, sun, sand and surf and doing bugger all (or as near to it as possible) for a day!  With that ever omnipresent awareness that tomorrow it would be back to work, half of the wages of which (according to our great Treasurer Joe ‘Eleventy’ Hockey), would go into the Government’s pocket.  Well not quite right Joe but then again we know you can’t count, and percentages are probably just a bit too far up the mathematical chain for you to really get a grasp on them.  So it’s back to the ‘times’ table for you I’m afraid!

It’s always pleasant to reminisce and in doing so we dragged out this little GM from a year ago when our beloved Prime Winky Dill was explaining to us the difference between those we were helping kill those who were trying to kill them, and us – well something like that anyway.

Good Baddy Abbott Repost

On to more current matters.  We heard rumours that a book may be in the offing by our much beloved Scotty Morrison, he who ‘Stopped the Boats’, had ‘Indonesia Pissed Off’ and ‘Redefined Concentration Camps’.  Apparently it’s going to be a racy little number full of wild car chases and exciting ‘shoot-outs’ as our very own Scotty ‘Takes Em Down’!  Enjoy!

Welfare Cop Morrison

It appears (I say that advisedly because it’s only the scientists that say so) that 2014 was the hottest 12 months since records began in 1880.  No doubt the non-scientists will decry the delivery of factual information on hottie hotness as propagandist alarmism from people who want more money to fund pointless research into atmospheric physics.  Our very own Albo put it in context.

Frozen In Time Abbott

It appears that promissory notes from The Great Leader, that he would charge into Queensland to rock the socks off the undecided and troublesome voters were just that – promissory.  Apparently he’s decided to stay away because they don’t need his expertise in  . . . . ahhh!

Absen Abbott

Still!  Poor old Campbell Newman has a few little problems of his own but he’s taking a strong stance and using false accusation, bikies and Google to ensure that he’s in with a chance.

LNP Pigs

That Bloody Rat popped up to point out that our Prime Minister Tony Abbott, aka The Prime Winky Dill, aka Toxic Tony had been much in the news this past week (Gourd**! Has he ever!) making sure that everyone is aware of his decision making skills.  Seems that some of his fellow Lieberal/Neutered Puppies are a tad discontented though!

Discontent Rat

Rat thought that Tony was pretty damned smart in not looking a bond rate in the mouth considering that he’d have to pay it all back at 2.55% fixed over 10 years.  A true conservative Tony!  Well done!!

Sharp Tack Rat

He was also pretty surprised that Joe Public was surprised, irate, and antsy that the LNP had resurrected Work Choices disguised as Work Choices II.  Rat knew that nothing remains buried forever when there are rats about!

Workchoices Rat

And finally he was amused that Tony had kniggeted a knigget whose current working title is ;  HRH The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth and Baron Greenwich, KG (Knight of the Garter), KT (Knight of the Thistle), OM (Order of Merit), GBE (Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the British Empire), AC (Companion of the Order of Australia), QSO (Companion of The Queen’s Service Order), PC (Privy Counsellor). Rat was concerned as to just how you would add ‘Sir’, wondering just where you might stick it! The ‘electronic graffiti’ was pretty good too!

Graffiti Rat

The Toads took to touting rumours that the Murdoch rags might be getting a tad tired of Tony, in concert with the small margin mediocrity on the back bench.

Medicare Toads

The monkeys were somewhat confused about the difference between ‘vigorous discussion’ and the ‘captain’s call’.

LNP Liars

And finally, after all that depressing derogation of duplicity and deviousness we were attracted by a strong desire for some light relief!  Operetta sprang to mind – and that, led to this!

Sinister Prime Ministers

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

Except for;

** As a non-believer, and endeavouring to give due respect to the sensitivities of those who hold strong views about some mystical being creating everything and then giving them a whole set of rules that can be endlessly interpreted in different ways, I will, in future, use the word “Gourd” rather than “God” so as not to offend such sadly misguided people.  I am yet to come up with a successful alternative for “Jesus Christ’, “Allah”, “Yahweh” or any other Godly appellation! Stay tuned it’s early days!

And;

Abbott Joke A

 

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #118: Poverty, Intellect, Lambie’s, The Rat, Toads, Monkeys & Longevity!


Paid a little visit to the Capital of our nation over the weekend and took a youngling to see the sites and show them that place on the hill, Parliament House.  An imposing place, beautifully crafted by artisans into a real showplace and symbol of our democracy.  It’s unfortunate that one finds it rather hard to lay the same appellations on those who occupy the red and green seats in it when it comes to good democratic governance of the nation.  Still!  We live in hope, eh?

Which took me to this little snippet of information (amongst many others) about poverty in our nation and to the subsequent Graphical Manipulation.

Poverty Australia

It was also noted that our medical profession appeared to have a rather jaundiced view of their ex-Minister Peter Dutton.  Let’s hope they are a little more favourable to their next . . . . . .

Dutton Mutton

Jaundiced views and females in the parliament led, by way of thoughts of possibly new parties formed by recently separated party members to our very own Jacqui Lambie.

Luvvy Lambkins Party

And on that note, who should appear but the Bloody Rat with a couple of idiosyncratic takes on the political week.  He got a little confused with cowboy doctors.

Cowboy Doctor Rat

Felt that while there might be a few people more popular as preferred Prime Minister than Tony Abbott, it would be wise for Tony to be more concerned about those behind him – with the knives.

Leader Rabbot Rat

And as if that wasn’t depressing enough, it seem that even the Queensland mates would prefer that he stay on holiday, and as far away as possible from the Sunshine State.  Siberia WAS mentioned!

Toxic Tony Rat

And then, just to top off a really bad week, Tony decided to try his hand at a foreign language in an attempt to illegitimise that which was already illegitimate in most people’s eyes.  سخيف

Spelling Bee Rat

The Toads thought that the ABC was pushing the boundaries a bit with its ‘fight for your jobs’ method of re-employment of those recently redunded to reapply for redesigned positions which were relatively similar to the redacted ones but fewer of – if you see what I mean.

Tear Up Oz Toads

The monkeys thought that the floopity, floppity, flappity, flip flop, backflip on the recent medical rebate thingy was just a bit more than a simple policy redirection.

Unhealthy Monkeys

And making a total ass of himself over ‘on budget matters’ hasn’t put a damper on our Joe (Eleventy) Hockey, No Sir!  He’s back out there totally assing himself to the max making bold claims about longevity in defence of budget cuts.

Longevity Hockey

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

Except for;

Abbott Quote

 

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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