Graphical Manipulations #171: Electoral Overload, Promissory Notes, Flashbacks, Conspiracies And Nom De Plumes!


Two weeks in to the (second?) longest election campaign in Australian history and diahorrea, glazed eyes, psychotically induced deafness, as well as inflammation of remote button fingers is rampant across the nation. It is also believed that many complaints have been received by Television Screens Australia (TSA) of unwarranted abuse and several attempts at physical damage against members.  The Australian Federal Police are looking into these allegations and it is expected that raids on Labor and The Greens offices are imminent, once bookings have been finalised with Sky News!

Memo to self. Organise an overseas holiday over the period of the 2019 election!

Most intriguing, and the most difficult to comprehend, is why do voters continue to accept the election promises of the vote seekers, especially the incumbent government vote seekers, as a done deal? They’re not real!  They are “Promissory Notes”!  Not even tradeable as currency!  They are meaningless – bereft of any tangible reality!  If the “Promissory Noters” get elected their rapidly generated “Budget/Financial/Fiscal/Monetary/Terrorist Crisis/Emergency/Disaster” will immediately void such Promissory Notes!  They will vanish back into the nether – or is that never – world from which they came.  Trust me!  I’ve been around long enough to know that counting on a Promissory Note is about a trillion times worse than counting on a Lotto win!

And along with these promissories comes the spruikers, and that created a flashback to an earlier election and the then epitome of spruikers, our very own Christopher “I fixed it” Pyne, and one of our more favoured paraprosdokians!

Sound off Pyne2

But! He’s been superseded by that accelerated accentuated motor mouth Mathias (Ve vill bore you girly men to death) Cormann.  The man is a blathering master!!  Even Prime Minister Fraudbull must stand in awe of such loquaciousness!

Vociferous Corman

It’s been a couple of weeks of revelations as revellers, also known to the Government as whistleblowing scumbags, revel in revealing embarrassing facts about the Government’s governance. We now know that the worker bees in the Dept of Immigration and Border Protection aren’t that happy with the current state of affairs!

Border Farce Revelations

And that revelation created another flashback to 2013 when we noted that jackboots might be imminent!  You didn’t supply, now see!  You have unhappy troopers!

NO Coalition jackboot2

ABC’s Four Corners last night did a revelatory on political donations and had a whistle blower insider (Michael Yabsley) reveal what most Australian already knew! Arfur Sinodinos however, continued to maintain his state of denial!  Oh! Come on Arfur!! Fess up!  Your memory can’t be that bad!

Denial Sinodinos

Last week Andrew Meares, and Peta (Spoonfeeda) Credlin gave us a graphic and a word grab that were eminently suited to one another!

Messiah Fraudbull2

That one, coupled with one of Shorten presented a nice opportunity to do a comparison of the Messianic!

Shortens Halo

We had our Minister for Immigration and Border Protection Peter (?) Dutton provide us with an excellent example of bigotry, xenophobia, and racist stupidity with his vomitous view of refugees. Seeing that most of the residents in this country (Dutton included) who are not full blood aborigines are either immigrants, refugees, or the offspring of such, Pete managed to piss off most of us – except the bigoted, racist, xenophobes! Good job Pete!!

Xenophobe Dutton

Then along came PM Fraudbull and took the debate to a whole new lower level. The Bloody Rat tried to put a humourous slant on the debacle.

Lowlife Fraudbull Rat

Rat gave a small snigger, an embarrassed look and grasped at the straw of embarrassing incompetence of our federal plods in order to change the subject.

NBN Raid Rat

Rats take on the situation caused another flashback to the time when PM Fraudbull was a minion of the Wacko Warringah Wabbott and placed in charge of the Lieberal Parties alternative to the National Broadband Network – Fraudband!

Fraudband Lemon2

Whilst not being particularly enamoured with conspiracy theories it must be said that we are drawn to the one which ascribes this embarrassing NBN debacle to a person who shall remain nameless, getting a strong arm of the law appointee (who shall remain nameless) to organise a raid on Labor, further embarrassing a recently appointed PM (who shall remain nameless) who was already deeply embarrassed by leaks (by someone nameless) which showed that the NBN was effectively snafu! That is “situation normal, all fucked up”!

As a further link to the theory of someone nameless “putting in the boot” the following is provided as a bit of existential “there you are, I told you so!” evidence.

Rabbotts Legacy

If that one doesn’t put a kybosh on Fraudbull’s chances of clear air I’ll be a conspiracy theorist! And the rumours of Wacko waiting in the wings! Ooooh let’s do that again! And the wumours in The Worstralian of the Wacko Warringah Wabbott waiting in the wings give wise to cwause for cwoncern!

And then, to top it off, we find that that slogan of slogans “JOBS AND GROWTH” is a pinch and from probably the most abysmal government in United States history. Plagiarism will get you kicked out of University, but apparently it’s OK in pollie world.  C’mon Lieberals are you so bereft of everything that you can’t even conjure up a decent slogan?  You have to pinch it?  You really need to get the Wacko Warringah Wabbott back – he was so good it it!

Jobs And Growth

And the revelations that while the Government resented Joe Public double dipping it was OK for them to double dip on renting family property and travel allowances caused another flashback, and this from 2013!  Thus demonstrating that nothing’s changed in the past three years.

House on the Hill2

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

 

AFTER-AFTERTHOUGHT: This Lieberal/Neutered Puppy Coalition Government is trashing the good standing of Australia. It cares little about its people in its fanatical pursuit of ultra-conservative ideology. It is using the weapons of minority xenophobia, the secret fears and uncertainty of the general public and blatant propaganda, aided by a complaisant media, to turn this country into something is has never been – bigoted, racist, xenophobic, selfish, self-indulgent, self-obsessed, uncaring and a disgrace to all those things that have made Australia a great country! Tolerance, mateship, community, fairness and equity, honesty and a love of freedom in both speech and expression!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #170: Nomenclature, Rats. And The Rise Of The Toads!


WOW!! That didn’t take long! Less than a week into the 2016 election and the dogs of ugly have been released.  As well as the toads!  Fear, loathing, xenophobia, are now to the fore – bring on the flag waver extremists next as well as a few, possible, maybe, perhaps, well almost, they were standing close by, did look a bit suss, terror suspects!  Ahh Australia!  The land of the fair go, where the fair go just got a solid dose of brutal reality forced down its throat!

Perhaps it’s because the polls showing that the Lieberal poll numbers have fallen and given Labor a fighting chance, coincidentally gave the Lieberals a chance to fight amongst themselves. It’s becoming more obvious by the day that would be PM Malcolm Fraudbull is not in control and the Lieberal Right Wing Nut Jobs with the Wacko Warringah Wabbott in the van very much are.  Warringah you must be so pwoud!

Mind you the Lieberals are still setting their acolytes into key jobs, especially in areas where they want to control the agenda. Bad luck CSIRO!  Australian science just started coughing up blood – terminal disease suspected!

Uhuh CSIRO Rat

Seeing that name calling seems to be de rigeur at the moment, and not to be left out, we did a bit in order to improve our skills in this vital area of human discourse!

Peta Spoonfeeda

And what could be more opportune than a beautifully timed photo from Andrew Meares which gave insight into what Malcolm “might very well be” compared with Peta Credlin’s view of what he truly is!

Messiah Fraudbull

On the same matter the Bloody Rat was highly amused when Tony the Wacko Warringh Wabbott Abbott gave fulsome praise to the journalistic skills of Peta Spoonfeeda Credlin, his once personal assistant, who, strangely, seems to be continuing that assistance in a most helpful way.

Credlin Wabbot Rat

And Rat had a cheeky word or two of warning for Labor given the kind offer by the Greens to help them govern the country should there not be a clear winner on July 2.

Green Alliance Rat

And before Rat could get in another word he was overwhelmed by a surfeit of toadiness which, we can be fairly certain, will continue right up to election day as these little beasties run rampant. The ABC’s FactCheck was given the old heave ho!

Factcheck Toads

The Lieberals Green Army bright idea turned out to be a bit short on wattage. Still, it did manage to have some benefit!

Green Army Toads

The Tax Office released some data on negative gearing that could have been rather embarrassing, but thankfully ABC FactCheck wasn’t around to, ummm, fact check!

Negative Gear Toads

Julie Bishop felt it necessary to demand apologies from a Labor candidate who had the temerity to refer to Austalia’s concentration camps as “concentration camps”!

Final Solution Bishop

Julie also wasn’t backward in coming forward to support Immigration Minister Peter Dutton in his views on refugees. Her prior expertise in dealing with others less fortunate goes before her!

Bishop Refugees Toad

Given that this country was built by immigrants and refugees and is, reputedly, the most multicultural country in the world I’d like to thank such grubs for insulting most Australians, including me, and my forebears. And thanks to Malcolm Fraudbull also for not having the courage to stand up and speak out against such xenophobic dog-whistling stupidity!  You’re a pathetic shadow of your former self Malcolm!!  Or perhaps what we now see is the real you?

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

 

AFTER-AFTERTHOUGHT: This Lieberal/Neutered Puppy Coalition Government is trashing the good standing of Australia. It cares little about its people in its fanatical pursuit of ultra-conservative ideology. It is using the weapons of minority xenophobia, the secret fears and uncertainty of the general public and blatant propaganda, aided by a complaisant media, to turn this country into something is has never been – bigoted, racist, xenophobic, selfish, self-indulgent, self-obsessed, uncaring and a disgrace to all those things that have made Australia a great country! Tolerance, mateship, community, fairness and equity, honesty and a love of freedom in both speech and expression!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #169: An Election! An Election! We’re Having An Erection! Noooooooooo!!


And so it begins. Welcome to fifty-four (that’s 54) days of excruciating TV, of pollsters polling and saying sooths about said results.  Of interminable explanations of the possible ramifications of a 1 percentage point change in a poll with a 3 percent margin of error!

Of a mainstream media intent solely on the headline regardless of factuality and driven by the editorial instructions (“Hi Rupert!”) to propagandise surreality and lead the sheeple in the preferred voting direction (“We’re all your’s Rupert!”).

Of commentators commenting on every word said, reading between the lines, extrapolating the implications and examining the portents and signs. If you haven’t switched off by day 5 and started watching replays of “Yes Minister” for some light relief, you’re liable to need intensive psychological care and enough Valium to numb your brain up until July 2.  I’m thinking liquids containing at least 12% alcohol have the potential to be a viable alternative!

Now to overcome the problem of smooth segue from that to the next bit! I know!  I know!!

Well see admissions of frailty by those wishing to prostrate themselves before the electorate in the hope of capturing enough votes to return them to the Canberran Troughs of Largesse. Like for example our recently displaced Prime Minister, aka, the Wacko Warringah Wabbott!

Abbott Admission Uhuh Rat

And who could ignore Sophie Mirabella’s outburst of angst against those nasty little voters of Indi who had the temerity to elect someone else to HER sinecure! Goddamn plebs we should take their vote off them!!

Sophie Big Mouth

Hidden away alongside the “Stop the Boats” three word slogan policy we found another, equally relevant, once realisation smacks the Lieberal Party in the mouth that Anthropogenic Global Warming just ain’t going to go away just by engaging the “wishful thinking” brain cells.

Sealism Penguin Stop

Which brings us to those intellectual giants Fiona Nash and George (bookcase) Brandis’ views on the the issue of climate change, aka, global warming, aka, anthropogenic global warming.

AGW Nash Brandis Toads

That Bloody Rat, was considerably more impressed with the strength of the current Prime Minister (that’s Malcolm Turnbull) and the current Treasurer (that’s Scott Morrison) who got those disreputable bankers in a room and gave them a good talking too!

Banking Rat

He was also most tickled by the assistance provided to DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER Barnaby Joyce to assist him in keeping his foot out of his mouth during an election.

Joyce Trainer Rat

We also found ourselves increasingly concerned with the nature of ephemera because we had seen so many of these during the previous election which had, well, disappeared!

Ephemeral Promissory Notes

And it was noticed that as the election fervour was racked up a notch or two we started to get an increase in the level of furious defence of the indefensible, leading to raucousness.

Negative Gearing Howler

The meter was showing extreme levels of bullshit raising concerns that, at those levels, measurement accuracy was now doubtful!  In fact, similar to that of election polling.

Bullshit Meter

It was also noticed that the more recently acquired Turnbullshit meter was also operating at peak level.

Turnbullshit Meter

Although accuracy of measurement is now dubious these levels are extremely concerning, and can only be expected to worsen. As certain as anthropogenic global warming you might say!.

This has led to the following warning being made current over the sunburnt country! The populace is advised to put their tinfoil hats on NOW!!

Intelligence Free Zone Map

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

 

AFTER-AFTERTHOUGHT: This Lieberal/Neutered Puppy Coalition Government is trashing the good standing of Australia. It cares little about its people in its fanatical pursuit of ultra-conservative ideology. It is using the weapons of minority xenophobia, the secret fears and uncertainty of the general public and blatant propaganda, aided by a complaisant media, to turn this country into something is has never been – bigoted, racist, xenophobic, selfish, self-indulgent, self-obsessed, uncaring and a disgrace to all those things that have made Australia a great country! Tolerance, mateship, community, fairness and equity, honesty and a love of freedom in both speech and expression!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #168: Continuity And Change? Discontinuous Continuity And Exciting Times!


Well you’d have to say that our beloved leader Fraudband Fraudbull was right. It is indeed, an exciting time to be an Australian.  Especially if you are a Lieberal/Neutered Puppy MP in a marginal seat!  You must be so excitedly excited you’re probably wetting yourself with anticipation as your cabinet bravely goes where none have gone before.  A very courageous move indeed Prime Minister!

Before we move on I’d just like to briefly mention that wizard of telecommunications, Telecom, and thank them for their exemplary service with this little acknowledgement.

Intermittent Telstra

We note that Peta Credlin, has a new role with Sky News. We’re looking forward to her coverage of the upcoming election.  Her insight on things political should be illuminating.  Shame that we don’t watch trash news sources, however, in this case we might have to make an exception!  On second thought – nahhhh!

Credlin Sealisms

Nice to see that the second most dull colourless and boring parliamentarian, sorry prime since Warren of the Truss has gone, has let us know that he is willing to step up to the plate should “circumstances arise” requiring him to step up to the plate. Kevin was unforthcoming as to exactly what those “circumstances” might be.

Andrews Challenge Monkeys

It was also noted that the Budget Balance Commission in a rather naive attempt to create an air of bipartisanship between the political protagonists provided a potential solution to the budget dilemma facing the country! Our expectations are not high that this will be happening – ever!

Budget Uhuh Rat

The Bloody Rat’s back eager to engage himself in all the Australian excitement leading up to the possible, maybe, on the cards, well we’re not sure, entirely likely, Double Dissolution. He thought that the state/territory income tax was amusing.

Income Tax Rat

That the offer to Western Australia of infrastructure money had an air about it. Just what that air was it certainly had something of freshness about it, with a strong hint of pork!

Fistfull Dollar Rat

And Rat was also highly amused that Barnaby Joyce was upset that Tony Windsor wanted his seat and felt that he was being type-cast as something he wasn’t!

Mad Joyce Rat

Our Toads were very excited that our great leader had the courage to put forward an exciting proposal that had the strong likelihood of alienating all those parents whose children attend a public school!

School Funding Toads

And we couldn’t go past ex-Prime Minister Wabbott’s magnanimous offer of making himself available for a cabinet position in our beloved leader’s re-elected government whilst sliding the knife deftly in between the third and fourth rib. Bravo Monsieur Wabbott!

Wabbotts Wevenge

With so many exciting things happening, the Panama Papers yet to fully expose the greedy, and the commencement of electioneering for that Double Dissolution that’s an if, but, maybe, definitely, we wondered as to the level of receptiveness the Australian voter might have to the forthcoming electoral campaigning. This seemed appropriate.

Choices

Which led to us to concern about just why we weren’t feeling quite as excited as we should be in these exciting times. A visit to the local “wellness” institute and a few tests gave us the answer!

Grumpiness Meter

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

 

AFTER-AFTERTHOUGHT: This Lieberal/Neutered Puppy Coalition Government is trashing the good standing of Australia. It cares little about its people in its fanatical pursuit of ultra-conservative ideology. It is using the weapons of minority xenophobia, the secret fears and uncertainty of the general public and blatant propaganda, aided by a complaisant media, to turn this country into something is has never been – bigoted, racist, xenophobic, selfish, self-indulgent, self-obsessed, uncaring and a disgrace to all those things that have made Australia a great country! Tolerance, mateship, community, fairness and equity, honesty and a love of freedom in both speech and expression!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #167: Continuity And Change? And Other Oxymorons!


Oxymoron: A figure of speech that juxtaposes elements that appear to be contradictory. Oxymorons appear in a variety of contexts, including inadvertent errors (such as “ground pilot”) and literary oxymorons crafted to reveal a paradox.

Well! That’s one explanation I guess. Another could be a figure of speech often concocted by oxygen wasting morons to give the impression that they are unbelievably intelligent and can create figures of speech far beyond the understanding of us mere mortals. Very often such figures are very akin to Three Word Slogans and we are all well versed in their creation and use by our current Government. Well up until recently that is, when things suddenly changed and the then master of the TWS, Tony Rabbott, was unceremoniously dumped for someone well versed in expansive meaningless verbiage, our very own Malcolm Fraudbull!

But more of that later. There are a couple of ancillary antics which need to be considered before we delve into the oxymoron evolution.

There was a general “jumping for joy” or “sobbing and wringing of hands”, depending on your political predilections when the Neutered Puppy Party went from the entirely predictable (and incredibly boring) Warren Truss to the entirely unpredictable (and incredibly wacko) Barnaby Joyce. We knew the party required some serious underpinning, but this was ridiculous!

Truss to Joyce

We’ve also noticed that the Senator of 400 odd primary votes, one Michaelia Cash, has been extremely vociferous (with untruths and inaccuracies liberally applied) in socking it to those naughty unions who, according to her, are about to totally destroy the lives of all and sundry, are (almost) equivalent to the very worst of the Islamic State, and thoroughly deserve being carefully watched over by a powerful committee that can fine the crap out of them should they misbehave! Vulturine, with gallinaceous idiosyncrasies came to mind;

Vulture Chicken Cash

And now – back to oxymoronicity!

It seemed, for a while there, that we had finally moved on from the TWS, and its creator, and entered a strange world where brevity was no longer the soul of wit. Nor anything else for that matter. What had once taken three words to describe now took at least three hundred, or so!  We had entered an exciting time in linguistics where phraseology and eloquence with verbal dexterity were the keys to discourse.  We listened, until the meaningless loquacious drone numbed our brains and sent us into that pre-evolutionary torpor that precedes hibernation.  Success in creating total apathy in Joe Public was almost within the grasp of the Lieberal Party!  They had nearly succeeded, as in Brave New World, of a populace so numbed that they would have voted, without question, for the incumbents.

And then some idiot fucked it!! Yep! We can’t speak more plainly than that!  They let loose the ghosts of Rabbott’s past with a THREE WORD SLOGAN disguised as an oxymoron – “Continuity and Change”!  There are rumours that Tony Rabbott had a hand in this trickery as part of his ultimate revenge on the usurper Fraudbull.  We hasten to distance ourselves from such innuendo!

Once “Continuity and Change” memed its way into the collective consciousness, fertile minds saw the endless opportunities. Especially if a little poetic licence would allow the oxymoronic expression of political ridiculousness!  First off the block was that epitome of monocular wisdom George Christensen and his deeply sexular concern with the Safe Schools Program.  Here’s to you George!

Bigotry Christensen

It was of course our Mal who authorised (we hope) the release of the key oxymoron “Continuity and Change”! And then had to make a 3,000 word apologia for it being a rip-off from some American comedy show about Vice-presidents.

We thought we’d try a few of our own and thought that: “Continuity sans Questions”, “Continuity with Fantasy”, “Continuity with Confusion”, “Continuity with Fraudbullshit”, “Continuity with Incompetence”, “Continuity with Nomenclature”, “Continuity with Conservatism” and, “Continuity with Thuggishness” might be more appropriate. However, in the search for ever more simplification, we settled with;

Continuity Fraudbull

We also felt that this was an opportune time to get the voter to engage “Continuously with Lieberalism” by giving away a few t-shirts.

T Shirt Giveaway

Much to our surprise, while we were engaged with our word craft, who should come forth from the shrubbery and set himself firmly in the lexical gun sight but good old Arfur Sinodinos. The toads got a bit distracted.

Continuity Toads

We also got carried away with; “Continuity with Corruption”, “Continuity with Stupidity”, “Continuity with Duplicity”, “Continuity with Slipperiness”, “Continuity with Brown Paper Bags”, Continuity without Total Recall” and, “Continuity with La Cosa Nostra”. However, we settled for simplicity.

Sinodinos Continuity

Not to be outdone, the Wiley Wabbott provided a 3,706 word essay in Quadrant explaining why he was the greatest Prime Minister (un-reelected) since the illustrious Menzies – Sorry John! And to drive home the point he configured three (that’s THREE) three word slogans into his introductory sentence!  When it comes to TWS’s there is no equal to this man!  The fact that he has gone barking mad and intent on destroying the Lieberals to get to Fraudbull should be overlooked when considering his greatness, and his value to Labor and Bill Shorten.  So here is that unexpurgated sentence for you to look upon with awe and admire Wabbott’s total commitment to his objective.

Uhuh Slogan Rabbott

And how did we see such machinations in terms of oxymoronic description. Like so;

Wacko Wabbotts Wevenge

And if the stumbles, cock-ups, and machinations keep coming over the next 100 odd days there is only one way, oxymoronically, that we can describe the Lieberal election strategy simply. And that’s;

Continuity Buffoon Monkeys

 

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

AFTER-AFTERTHOUGHT: This Lieberal/Neutered Puppy Coalition Government is trashing the good standing of Australia. It cares little about its people in its fanatical pursuit of ultra-conservative ideology. It is using the weapons of minority xenophobia, the secret fears and uncertainty of the general public and blatant propaganda, aided by a complaisant media, to turn this country into something is has never been – bigoted, racist, xenophobic, selfish, self-indulgent, self-obsessed, uncaring and a disgrace to all those things that have made Australia a great country! Tolerance, mateship, community, fairness and equity, honesty and a love of freedom in both speech and expression!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #166: 2016! The Year Of The Monkey! And Will The Oz Voters Be Taken For One?


We made the move. We sold the joint.  Invested in a place being built.  We planned the move.  Foresaw the traps, and legworked to smooth out the crap.  It went so sweet, the move and stuff.  And then along came Telstra and Centrelink and generously donated their clusterfucks!  These two incompetents with chaotic glee destroyed all the pleasure for the Menage and Me!

Be appraised you incompetent pricks, the ménage has marked you for the nastiest of tricks. So be not surprised if you feature here, with every opportunity taken to ridicule and smear!  You deserve the best, and we’ll try REAL hard – you rotten shits – we’ve marked your card!!

Apart from the Telstra/Centrelink debacles (Centrelink ongoing I suspect) the holidays gave some respite, and a convenient break, from the hurly burly of the parochiality of Australian politics. Refreshed from their R&R our ménage reminisces of that holiday drowse!

Holiday Sheeple

Of course our political masters took the opportunity to get a few things done while Australia remained in a state of somnolence.

Toad Pollie Holidays

The ex-PM relaxed, licked his wounds, and thought about how he might contribute to governmental excellence in the New Year!

Janus Wrecker Abbott

He also determined that it would be useful to let people know that he was really friendly with a lot of people in the United States of America!

Rabbott Ego Monkey Business

The seal felt he needed to shed some light on the going’s on of the New South Wales politicians now that there has been an electoral redistribution.

Pollie Seats Sealism

That Bloody Rat provided some insight into the vexed issue of same-sex marriage – politically speaking!

Trusty Same Sex Rat

The brave new Prime Minister let it be known that the Lieberals were not like the Labor Party and, for the first time, led some of us to begin to think that Fraudbull might be just a tad out of touch with reality. Still, he’s more popular than that Tony fella, eh?

Uhuh Faction Rat

Our political rat felt it was time to let all you lovely voters know that his one great ambition was to serve.

Rattus Politicus Servants

And our Erudite Rat felt it timely to slip in a quick comment on the issue of career politicians. And suggest how Australian democracy (so-called) might become just a tad more democratic.

Rattus eruditis careerists

 And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Seasonal Thingywhatsits!


The rats, toads, monkeys, sheeple, Deknarf, and our itinerant seal wish you;

HYN 16 No names

‘WE’LL BE BACK!!

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