Graphical Manipulations #14: Smear, Innuendo And A New Manuscript!

  The continuing smear and innuendo campaign against Julia Gillard by the NO Coalition’s Julie Bishop based on material contained in the Binder of Smear so ably carried by Tony Abbott’s assistant Peta Credlin was subsumed by the presentation of a new manuscript today which quite possibly traces the whole issue of Julia Gillard and the AWU back to the 16th century.  Excerpts from “Muckbath” the recently found manuscript is attached.  The authorship is uncertain at this point but similarities with the works of William Shakespeare make him a potential candidate and, the Gillard/AWU farce longer running than the ascent of man!


A dark Cave.  In the middle, a Cauldron boiling.  Thunder.

Enter two witches and another, in a hooded cloak.

1 Witch:  Thrice the coppered bitch hath mew’d.

2 Witch:  Thrice and once, the lawyers whin’d.

Hooded:  Hark the cries – ‘tis time, tis time!

1 Witch:  Round and round the cesspit go;

In the poison’d innuendo throw. –

Blewitt, that under cold stone,

Days and night has thirty-one;

Sweltered venom sleeping got,

Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot!

All:  Double, grubble smear and trouble,

Fire burn, keep the garbage on the bubble;

2 Witch:  Fillet of sleazy snake,

In the cauldron boil and bake;

Lie not truth, and obscuring fog,

Wool over eyes, and running dog,

Add some pork, and anything,

Unsubstantiated fact, and lots of bling, —

For a charm of vacuous trouble,

From the cesspit boil and bubble.

All:  Double, grubble smear and trouble,

Fire burn, keep the garbage on the bubble;

Hooded:  Hint of scandal, nob of untruth;

Bob Brown’s bitch;  add maw and gulf

Of a lying self-serving nark;

Root of disparagement, digged i’ the dark;

Add the loathing of a would be leader;

Frustrated by a red headed bleeder.

All:  Double, grubble smear and trouble,

Keep the Gillard on the bubble.

2 Witch:  Fan it with all the media’s fluff,

They’ve always liked the huffy puff!

It matters not if there be no truth,

The smear’s the thing, who cares about proof!

And of course, we have the usual ending to these graphical manipulations:  “If there was ever an individual so totally undeserving of high office then that person is, unquestionably, Tony Abbott.  We don’t need a negative, 19th century trogdolyte as Prime Minister of this country.”

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