Graphic Manipulations #25: It’s A Brave New Vision Thing World!

It appears that, despite rumours to the contrary, the NO Coalition and Phoney Tony Abbot do have a plan.  Several apparently!  On March 4 (Channel 10) Phoney set it all out with a clarity and eloquence not seen from Australia’s politicians in modern times:  “We’ll give people what we believe are realistic timetables!  So there are some things we will do in year one.  There are other things we’ll do in year two.  There are further things we’ll do in year three.  There are further things that we will be doing in years four and five . . . . .”  Don’t believe me? See below;

It’s also apparent that once Phoney and his NO Coalition take over the Government benches they’ll also be extending parliamentary terms to five years judging by all those things they intend to get done in years four and five.

So there you go! What could be clearer than that!  A NO Coalition Government would, without question, be ‘doin fings’!  Just what ‘fings’ precisely is not particularly clear but you must admire the resonance contained in such erudition!

Thinking about the major issues facing a country so obviously in the economic doldrums and going backwards in terms of employment, productivity, and, Oh, just about everything really, some consideration of our bright future under the NO Coalition (once the current disaster has been put right, mind you!) might be germaine!  How then might the major issues of housing, infrastructure, employment, welfare and education benefit from the application of the NO Coalition’s Grand Vision.  Perhaps like this;

No Coalition Windpower

And potentially like this;

No Coalition Infrastructure

With a new, rebadged, revamped and recalibrated ‘Bugger All Work Choices’, quite likely like this;

No Coalition Unemployment

With our pensioners in the van, welfare would at least be colourful, like this;

Pensioner Hats

And Education for a bright new economic future would probably look like this;

No Coalition Education

Given PT’s grandiloquence on what will be a ‘do-in’ post September, the mind is immediately drawn to such pearls of media mastery as ‘My Kitchen Rules’, ‘Funniest Video’s for the Umpteenth Time’, ‘The Block: What Else Can We Do?’ and, ‘Nigella Cooks In the Buff (dress)’.  A new prime time, show starring Phoney Tony as the master of Ceremonies, is definitely on the cards;

TAs Fluff Show

Should be an exciting show, eh?  I’ll leave it to the reader to imagine what the prize/s might consist of, but something related to living under the worst Prime Minister and ultra-conservative government in Australia’s living history comes to my mind!


So there we have it!  It remains only to leave you with the usual postscript . . . . . .

And don’t forget on Saturday September 14, 2013;

 No to NO Coalition


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Australian born and bred who has spent most of his working life in R&D and IP management with earlier forays in the newspaper industry and martial arts. Fortunate enough to be living in one of the best countries in the World, even though I might get grumpy with it from time to time.
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13 Responses to Graphic Manipulations #25: It’s A Brave New Vision Thing World!

  1. xiaoecho says:

    Bravo! Disseminated here:


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  3. Iain Hall says:

    this is where you are Deknarf!


  4. Joy Cooper says:

    Merci beaucoup, deknarf. Shall now go off to spread your, oh so succinct but undeniably accurate, appraisal of that cretinous twerp Abbott further on FB, Google+ & of course, Twitter. 🙂


    • deknarf says:

      Many thanks! We tries to do our ‘umble best in defence against the Americanisation of Oz!!


      • Joy Cooper says:

        My pleasure. The Google+ thingy did its usual disappearing trick so I Pinterested your blog instead. Don’t know what the glamour pusses there will think of it. 😉


  5. Joy Cooper says:

    Apparently, our Rhodes Scholar Phoney Tony Abbott, paused after saying year three as if he was trying to remember what came next. Still he did say he wasn’t good at numbers, didn’t he? Actually he isn’t much good at anything or for anything. In fact he’s useless. Totally, completely & utterly.


    • deknarf says:

      Dear Ms Cooper, Thankyou for your comment. After careful review, and considerable discussion by our Committee of Truth and Accuracy and, following careful consideration by the resident psychiatrist, your conclusion that Phoney Tony Abbott is totally, completely and utterly useless has been verified as a valid and unquestionable fact. Congratulations!! And do come again! ;-))


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