It appears that, despite rumours to the contrary, the NO Coalition and Phoney Tony Abbot do have a plan. Several apparently! On March 4 (Channel 10) Phoney set it all out with a clarity and eloquence not seen from Australia’s politicians in modern times: “We’ll give people what we believe are realistic timetables! So there are some things we will do in year one. There are other things we’ll do in year two. There are further things we’ll do in year three. There are further things that we will be doing in years four and five . . . . .” Don’t believe me? See below;
It’s also apparent that once Phoney and his NO Coalition take over the Government benches they’ll also be extending parliamentary terms to five years judging by all those things they intend to get done in years four and five.
So there you go! What could be clearer than that! A NO Coalition Government would, without question, be ‘doin fings’! Just what ‘fings’ precisely is not particularly clear but you must admire the resonance contained in such erudition!
Thinking about the major issues facing a country so obviously in the economic doldrums and going backwards in terms of employment, productivity, and, Oh, just about everything really, some consideration of our bright future under the NO Coalition (once the current disaster has been put right, mind you!) might be germaine! How then might the major issues of housing, infrastructure, employment, welfare and education benefit from the application of the NO Coalition’s Grand Vision. Perhaps like this;
And potentially like this;
With a new, rebadged, revamped and recalibrated ‘Bugger All Work Choices’, quite likely like this;
With our pensioners in the van, welfare would at least be colourful, like this;
And Education for a bright new economic future would probably look like this;
Given PT’s grandiloquence on what will be a ‘do-in’ post September, the mind is immediately drawn to such pearls of media mastery as ‘My Kitchen Rules’, ‘Funniest Video’s for the Umpteenth Time’, ‘The Block: What Else Can We Do?’ and, ‘Nigella Cooks In the Buff (dress)’. A new prime time, show starring Phoney Tony as the master of Ceremonies, is definitely on the cards;
Should be an exciting show, eh? I’ll leave it to the reader to imagine what the prize/s might consist of, but something related to living under the worst Prime Minister and ultra-conservative government in Australia’s living history comes to my mind!
So there we have it! It remains only to leave you with the usual postscript . . . . . .
And don’t forget on Saturday September 14, 2013;
- Graphic Manipulations #23: SEX! DRUGS! ROCK n ROLL! It’s A Mainstream Media Heading Thing! (deknarf.wordpress.com)
- Graphic Manipulations #24: Katter, Milne, Brown & Abbott – Tis Becoming Quite A Habit! (deknarf.wordpress.com)
- Graphic Manipulations #22: It’s More Of The Same From The Media – And From Me! (deknarf.wordpress.com)
- Graphical Manipulations #19: Whatever The Topic, It All Makes for a Good Read! (deknarf.wordpress.com)
- Attacks on PM ‘vicious and personal’ (theage.com.au)
- World exclusive! Tony Abbott announces Coalition policies! (cafewhispers.wordpress.com)