Praise be the parliamentary break! Peace has reigned upon the land and the msm has been somewhat unhuffy puffy and has focussed more on reporting the news that creating it! NB: Henceforth the mainstream media will be uncapitalised as they don’t deserve the honour of capitalisation. So, in the absence of the msm’s usual hype and breathless reportage, the mind has begun to wander again and think of other things, like how Kevin Rudd could make such a cock-up of his last chance at being our Oberfuhrer. Such thoughts resulted in this;
The Archibalds (grandiose art of the grandioso and not so), naturally, came to mind in such circumstances and this was closely followed by the Bald Archies announcing their winner as a delightful bit of graphical expression by Warren Lane of Gina Rhinehart and daughter Ginia (doing a Marie Antionette?). I’m sure I’ll be forgiven as Warren’s piece of art resulted in this piece of Graphical Manipulation;
For some reason Bald Archies and Gina led, in a totally unexpected way, to that expectant Oberfuhrer with Jesuit leanings, Tony Abbott (Phoney Tony to the cognoscenti) and his penchant for opportunism;
And that opportunistic streak in Phoney led naturally to his bold (but rather stupid) statement that Whyalla would cease to exist once the GREAT BIG CARBON TAX took effect. One wondered what Whyalla would be thinking now? Maybe this;
And bold statements sans substance, Anthropogenic Global Warming, and the penchant for the NO Coalition to indulge in oppressing the working classes whilst saying loudly that they don’t brought to the fore once again, their bold visions, as well as a bit of wishful thinking on their behalf for September 14;
Strangely fire and brimstone led to the contemplation of other worldliness, and despite being of an atheistic bent, thoughts of godliness. Media godliness;
And if there is indeed such a media God who would show their abject obeisance to such a one? Especially if they held your new job in the palm of their hand, or media perhaps;
Such a promise from a supplicant led to thinking about the NO Coalition’s alternative vision to that of Labor’s of an Australia with an advanced broadband communication and information system based on the most modern fibre technology, with something just a tad more, shall we say, mundane? We could also say positively Luddite;
And after listening to, and watching, Malcolm Turnbull (now known as Mendacious Fraudbull) and the gormless Phoney Tony Abbott put forward the NO Coalition’s pathetic proposal for a piece of almost immediately obsolescent broadband service that would end up costing the user an arm and a leg for anything faster than a snail’s pace, led to this;
And after considering all the various discussions and comparisons of the two plans might I just add that my view that, ‘the NO Coalition is inhabited predominantly by the biggest bunch of Onanists that Australia has had the misfortune to be inflicted with’, has been totally confirmed!! Probability of being right on that one: 0.9999999999 recurring!
Were I given to angry and frustrated outbursts at just what a bunch of retrograde thinking Mr Magoo’s you all were, I’d say that; ‘you are a bunch of Witless F**king W**kers!!’ So there!
And so there we have it! Leaving you with the usual postscript . . . . . .
- Rinehart portrait wins Bald Archy prize (bigpondnews.com)
- Graphic Manipulations #23: SEX! DRUGS! ROCK n ROLL! It’s A Mainstream Media Heading Thing! (deknarf.wordpress.com)
- Graphic Manipulations #27: So Much Ado! So Much Nothing, Zilch, Nada!! (deknarf.wordpress.com)
- Graphic Manipulations #24: Katter, Milne, Brown & Abbott – Tis Becoming Quite A Habit! (deknarf.wordpress.com)
- Graphical Manipulations #28: Well Its Been A ‘Bubble And Squeak’ Week I Guess! (deknarf.wordpress.com)
- Aussies prefer Labor’s NBN (smh.com.au)