Graphical Manipulations #30: We’ve Been Rudded, Rhineharted And Fraudbanded! What’s Next?

Praise be the parliamentary break! Peace has reigned upon the land and the msm has been somewhat unhuffy puffy and has focussed more on reporting the news that creating it!  NB:  Henceforth the mainstream media will be uncapitalised as they don’t deserve the honour of capitalisation.  So, in the absence of the msm’s usual hype and breathless reportage, the mind has begun to wander again and think of other things, like how Kevin Rudd could make such a cock-up of his last chance at being our Oberfuhrer.  Such thoughts resulted in this;

Rudds Lament

The Archibalds (grandiose art of the grandioso and not so), naturally, came to mind in such circumstances and this was closely followed by the Bald Archies announcing their winner as a delightful bit of graphical expression by Warren Lane of Gina Rhinehart and daughter Ginia (doing a Marie Antionette?).  I’m sure I’ll be forgiven as Warren’s piece of art resulted in this piece of Graphical Manipulation;

Gina Bald Archy Cake

For some reason Bald Archies and Gina led, in a totally unexpected way, to that expectant Oberfuhrer with Jesuit leanings, Tony Abbott (Phoney Tony to the cognoscenti) and his penchant for opportunism;

Tony Budgie Smuggler

And that opportunistic streak in Phoney led naturally to his bold (but rather stupid) statement that Whyalla would cease to exist once the GREAT BIG CARBON TAX took effect.  One wondered what Whyalla would be thinking now? Maybe this;

Whyalla da fuss

And bold statements sans substance, Anthropogenic Global Warming, and the penchant for the NO Coalition to indulge in oppressing the working classes whilst saying loudly that they don’t brought to the fore once again, their bold visions, as well as a bit of wishful thinking on their behalf for September 14;

Grand Vision Fire

Strangely fire and brimstone led to the contemplation of other worldliness, and despite being of an atheistic bent, thoughts of godliness.  Media godliness;

Murdoch Media God

And if there is indeed such a media God who would show their abject obeisance to such a one? Especially if they held your new job in the palm of their hand, or media perhaps;

Abbott prays to murdoch

Such a promise from a supplicant led to thinking about the NO Coalition’s alternative vision to that of Labor’s of an Australia with an advanced broadband communication and information system based on the most modern fibre technology, with something just a tad more, shall we say, mundane?  We could also say positively Luddite;

Grand Vision Modern NBN

And after listening to, and watching, Malcolm Turnbull (now known as Mendacious Fraudbull) and the gormless Phoney Tony Abbott put forward the NO Coalition’s pathetic proposal for a piece of almost immediately obsolescent broadband service that would end up costing the user an arm and a leg for anything faster than a snail’s pace, led to this;

Fraudband Lemon

And after considering all the various discussions and comparisons of the two plans might I just add that my view that, ‘the NO Coalition is inhabited predominantly by the biggest bunch of Onanists that Australia has had the misfortune to be inflicted with’, has been totally confirmed!!  Probability of being right on that one: 0.9999999999 recurring!

Were I given to angry and frustrated outbursts at just what a bunch of retrograde thinking Mr Magoo’s you all were, I’d say that; ‘you are a bunch of Witless F**king W**kers!!’ So there!


And so there we have it!  Leaving you with the usual postscript . . . . . .

 No to the NO Coalition MOD1

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4 Responses to Graphical Manipulations #30: We’ve Been Rudded, Rhineharted And Fraudbanded! What’s Next?

  1. jane says:

    Good one deknarf. I wonder what will happen if Ettridge is successful and Liealot has a criminal conviction. Will they report it at all?

    I think they have been so corrupted by the wizened foreigner, it would sink without a trace and Liealot would be painted out with a debilitating disease.


    • deknarf says:

      Thanks! Will be interesting to see how this develops! Already noises being made about statute of limitations on action, ‘payback’ etc etc. Ettridge must have something else he wouldn’t be wasting his money methinks. Still, it is pending in the Qld supreme court and I still get the feeling that Joh still remains as a ghost in the machine there! Time will tell 😉


  2. bilko says:

    Nice one Decnarf The country is sleepwalking into chaos led by Murdoch leading them by the nose oh for a size 12 to jolt the Labor media pack into life before it is too late


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