Graphical Manipulations #46: Money, Flippity Flops, Lies, The Rat, Deals And Choices!


On the strength of the penchant for three word slogans, that’s THREE WORD SLOGANS, we can but say that ‘THE ELECTION COMETH’ and on September 7th we shall all (well those who are enrolled) dutifully got to the polls, cast our votes for whoever, whatever, or nonesoever and then sit back in the evening to be forced to listen (because everything else has been suspended) to interminable huffing and puffing about the latest numbers in the most contestable seat and who the likely winner is/is not going to be should the flow of votes continue as it currently is/is not etc, bloody interminably etc!  Already the harum scarum begins, bringing forth lots of golden opportunities for the graphical manipulator.  So be assured that there will be many opportunities over the next four weeks to indulge in the GM pastime!

It was noted last week that our favourite mummy Gina Rhinehart had been ensuring that the fruit of her loins wouldn’t be getting a whole heap of the fruit of the coins (so to speak) by doing a little changing of the wording of various articles to ensure that the coins stayed firmly with Gina.  That gave rise to this;

Meaner Gina

And then, of course, we had Whiney Christopher Pyne loudly chanting his GONSKI’S A CONSKI until Tony Abbott announced that he was, with regard to Gonski, in LOCKSTEP WITH RUDD.  Which, naturally, left Whiney with egg on the face, a useless slogan, and this;

Flippity Floppity Pyne

And thinking of Pyne led to thinking of lies, and the creation of such and to a few more from the pie shop, such as this one;

Bigger Lies than Rudd

And of course, THREE WORD SLOGANS like this;

More fair dinkum

Waiting in the wings for the opportunity to leap in and display his crafty view of the foibles of those who would seek to lead us CAME THE RAT and his view on our favourite nasty Scott Morrison with;

Bloody Hell

And what exactly the recently applied increase in the tobacco tax meant to those of interests vested;

Tobacco Tax

And on meatworks, energy grant savings and AXE THE TAX with;

Carbon Tax Tony

And then of course was the stony faced pretence that there was no such thing as a CONFLICT OF INTEREST with regard to a certain airplane trip (mit fringe benefits) taken by one Scott Morrison (mit News Ltd employee to document the journey) courtesy of Toll Holdings to Nauru.  That bought to mind RETURNS ON INVESTMENT and this;

Tolls ROI

Such thoughts on conflicts of interest led to thoughts about who might be MORE FAIR DINKUM and MATTERS OF TRUST and a convenient ANOTHER SILLY STUNT graphic of one Phoney Tony Abbott staring at something that he probably hasn’t the faintest clue about gave rise to;

Trustworty Abbott

And thoughts about MATTERS OF TRUST and MAIN STREAM MEDIA and MURDOCH MONOPOLISED MEDIA and MANIPULATING THE MASSES led to thoughts about a MURDOCH MANIPULATED AUSTRALIA and led, ultimately, to this;

Vote Coalition Murdoch

 

 

And so there we have it!  Leaving you with the not so usual postscript . . . . . . !

No to the NO Coalition MOD2

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Australian born and bred who has spent most of his working life in R&D and IP management with earlier forays in the newspaper industry and martial arts. Fortunate enough to be living in one of the best countries in the World, even though I might get grumpy with it from time to time.
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