Graphical Manipulation #69: The Pillock Reprise! You’ll Laugh Til Ya Cries!!

In this holiday vacuum when Oz lays back, relaxes and things are allowed to slip, quietly, under the radar, to catch the holidaying voter by surprise when they awake from their post revelry slumber and step back on to the treadmill of work, taxes and not quite so good news, it seemed only wise, to do a trilogical reprise, and complete the reminisce of 2013 with a bit of pillocking, before moving on to more current occurrences in this Year of the Horse.

So, with a quick reminder.  Pillock: (noun, UK, mildly pejorative, slang) a stupid or annoying person; simpleton; fool.  Etymology – the orgin of pillock is believed to go back to the 16th century meaning penis from the Norwegian word pillicock, presumably akin to the slang dickhead,meaning inept fool. (Source: Wiktionary).  NB: I didn’t make the association, Wiktionary did!!

So here’s a pick of the better one’s, in no particular order except the last one – the favourite! There’s this;

Power Bill

And then this;

Craig Thomson

The one on flight or fight over reason;

Conservative Intuition

Just a tad of fibbery;

BHP Lies

And letting the Australian housewife know exactly where they stand;

Abbott Pillock House

Just one more view of the female of the species;

Pillock Birth Mother

An acknowledgement of the overall equality question;

Abbott Pillock Power

Overlaid with a solid grasp of world economics;

GFC Finished

Another bit of insight into the ‘women thing’;

Abbott Pillock girls education

Followed by a bit of insight into the disability question;

Pillock Disabled

Another on humanity

Concordia Sinking

Once more into the economic breech dear friends;

Economic Growth

A little bit of white, colonialist supremacy (and a taste of things to come perhaps?);

Indonesia Table

And finally, a lot of buck stops already.  Whatever it takes to make a buck I guess;

Responsibility Pillock


All that led to thoughts that; ‘there may be a book in this’, and sure enough, there was;

Pillock Book


Postscript:  All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious.  Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition!  We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!


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7 Responses to Graphical Manipulation #69: The Pillock Reprise! You’ll Laugh Til Ya Cries!!

  1. Thanks, D. Look forward as usual to the next one.


  2. joy cooper says:

    Excellent, deknarf. The motives of the foreigner Murdoch in meddling in Australia’s affair to install this dingbat pillock as our PM, are extremely questionable. Abbott continues to get a free ride in the mainstream media including the ABC.

    Your GMs are becoming more & more vital in reminding us what an egregious heap of crap Abbott is.


    • deknarf says:

      Thanks for the kind words 😉
      If I change one persons perception of Abbot and the NO Coalition and they go on to change other people’s, then I consider the GM’s well worth the effort.
      I suspect Abbott govt will go down as the worst Australian government in its history!


      • joy cooper says:

        Think you are 100% correct. The Abbott “government” is led by a band of bumbling, amateurish fools (which is putting it mildly) & will do this country much damage. To think many of them were, supposedly, experienced ministers in the awful Howard government. Says a great deal about them.


        • deknarf says:

          Tragedy is that we end up with the very worst of Government when we need the very best in potentially the worst of times!


  3. 5 star D -as usual. Just one more; are you a pillock if you sit still for a ‘repeal day’ on which Knuckle-head has vowed to ‘repeal’ over 800 existing laws? Yes ur… Personally, I think that the pledge is another bit of neo-lib hyperbole but you never know with these dangerous morons.
    Note to Bill and the ALP:
    “Come Senators and politicians please heed the call, don’t stand in the doorway, don’t block up the hall. For he that gets hurt will be he that has stalled. There’s a battle outside and it’s ragin’. It’ll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls – for the times they are a changin'”
    They lyrics were written nearly half a century ago – they’re becoming even more relevant today than they were them


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