Graphical Manipulations #78: Class, Joblessness, Takeaways, A Rat Rampage, Pillockry, And Strategic Placements!


Thank whoever your chosen diety is!! At least the NO Coalition continues to enlighten and delight with faux pa’s, stupidity and general silliness.  As for Labor? About as exciting (faux pa’s, stupidity and general silliness –wise) as watching a worm turn.  In fact, you’d almost think that there wasn’t an alternative out there to the current bunch of clowns inhabiting the government benches.

So what did our little political adventurers get up to over the past week.  There was our brilliant Barnaby Joyce who, anonymously as “Barnaby in New South Wales” endeavoured to clarify that boganism was a life style choice;

Barnaby Bogan

Another revelation on how effective the NO Coalition is in its task of trashing the Australian economy as rapidly as possible;

NC Job Losses

Along with their plans to lighten the monetary burden of the pensioner by lightening their wallets of the readies;

No Coalition takeway

Not to be outdone, and still miffed by his Murdochian ejection in the previous week, The Rat came rampaging back and refused to leave until he had vented his little sextet.  The Rat was impressed by Morrison having “enormous support” from his constituents;

Morrison support Rat

And even more so when it was revealed that Morrison was and “absolute star”;

Morrison star Rat

Of Tony Abbott droning on about the placement . . . ahh . . . the placement of drones, of drones in . . . . ahh  . . . South Australia, South Australia;

Political Drone Rat

He was particularly impressed with the advice given by the South Australian Liberal leader in the lead-up to their election;

SA Liberal Rat

And even more impressed with Andrew Laming’s suggestion that seniors look after themselves, and do a bit of lobbying, rather than relying on him to act on their behalf;

The Laming Rat

But he was overwhelmed with relief when Tony Abbott clarified that the Royal Commission for Union Bashing . . . ahh . . . wasn’t;

Abbott Union Rat

We wondered if building roads helped to improve rail networks.  Apparently so, according to Tony Abbott.  Get the people on the roads and off the trains helps, I guess;

Road Rail Pillock

And finally, it was felt that the placement of reconnaissance drones in South Australia was probably one of the most strategically stupid ideas ever, until we learnt that they will be able to refuel in Darwin before operational deployment (NB: No Operational Matter has been divulged in the provision of this information);

Spot the drones

And there we have it!

 

Afterthought:  This NO Coalition Government is trashing the good standing of Australia.  It cares little about its people in its fanatical pursuit of ultra-conservative ideology.  It is using the weapons of minority xenophobia, the secret fears and uncertainty of the general public and blatant propaganda, aided by a complaisant media, to turn this country into something is has never been – bigoted, racist, xenophobic, selfish, self-indulgent, self-obsessed, uncaring and a disgrace to all those things that have made Australia a great country! Tolerance, mateship, community, fairness, honesty and a love of freedom in both speech and expression!

 

Postscript:  All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious.  Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition!  We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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About deknarf

Australian born and bred who has spent most of his working life in R&D and IP management with earlier forays in the newspaper industry and martial arts. Fortunate enough to be living in one of the best countries in the World, even though I might get grumpy with it from time to time.
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3 Responses to Graphical Manipulations #78: Class, Joblessness, Takeaways, A Rat Rampage, Pillockry, And Strategic Placements!

  1. I just laughed and laughed when Abbott said that the drones would be based in South Australia.
    Does this mean both sides of the House will be moving to Adelaide and the Members (parliamentary-not the other kind) Bar located in Darwin?
    🙂 🙂

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    • deknarf says:

      So blatantly a political stunt! Yep! Stick em in South Australia, thousands of kilometres from what would probably be their major area of operations! Up bloody North!! Anyone who fell for this little stunt shouldn’t be allowed to vote!!

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