Graphical Manipulations #92: Idiots, Honesty, Lies, The Rat, Lamb Roast, And Other Bits!

Word around the traps, within the Lieberal Party and its associated Neutered Puppies, is that to maintain consistency with the Three Word Slogan (TWS to the cognoscenti) policy, all future speeches will consist solely of three word sentences.  It’s hoped that this overall uniformity will further assist in lulling the swingeing voters into a mind numbing sense of absolute futility and an overwhelming desire to vote conservative (excluding PUPs and other fringe RWP (that’s Right Wing Ponces).

As there is already a TLA (Three Word Acronym for the non-cognoscenti) for the TWS which conflicts with the potential acronym for the three word sentence (TWS for the not so sharp – hence the conflict), an internal competition has begun to come up with an appropriate TLA that does not conflict with the current TWS.  The winner of the competition will be given a FBS (that’s Front Bench Seat) and a PPP (that’s Personally Picked Portfolio).

So let’s try.  Howdy there Leaners.  Great week, eh?  Not much politicking. Parliament House deserted.  Abbott looked good!  Put down Putin.  Looked very patriarchal.  Dismal failure though!  Adage very true.  Can’t polish turds!

Morrison very upset.  Dictionary, thesaurus confiscated.  New policy forbids.  Bookcase will go.  Graphical Manipulation opportunities? Opportunistic moments abounded!  Let’s go there!!

I have a strange suspicion that the Liberal criteria for Senator selection (especially in Queensland) has requirements in it that prospective Senators have an IQ of less than 90 and a small, nasty and narrow mind.  Don’t believe me?  What more proof do you require;

Another Nasty Liberal

Ahhhh! Kathy Jackson, ever the noble fighter for the rights of her beleaguered union brothers and sisters.  Fighting the good fight, and making sure that she looks beautifully manicured (on other people’s money) while doing so;

Jackson Tiger Snake

As we haven’t heard any rumblings about challenges to our Prime Winky Dill, given his atrocious polling, starting one of our own seemed appropriate;

Popular Abbott

Unable to be contained, that Wascally Widdle Wat added a few insights of his own, on Julie Bishop showing her tough, diplomatic ‘foot in mouth’ side;

Bishop Bluff Rat

And Joe (Eleventy) Hockey’s little hissy fit at a recalcitrant @#%^*&@ Senate full of recalcitrant @#%^*&@ non-complaiant @#%^*&@ unrepresentative swill @#%^*&@ Senators

Policy Joe Rat

Was impress with Tony telling Vlad where to get off.  Wonder why he never told us all the right things that Vlad said;

Putin Speaks Rat

Rat was particularly impressed with the potential, possible, maybe, perhaps, perhaps, well, never in living memory, bonus from the repeal of the Great Big Tax;

Shortchanged Rat

At that point we just couldn’t pass by Barnaby Joyce’s claim of $100 lamb legs without a passing some sort of anal, sorry banal, comment;

Global Warming Lamb

We felt a little sorry for Tony’s “Gillard Fate’ in having to deal with an obstreperous and difficult Senate minority – for about a femto-second;

Senate Rain Parade

And that brought about thoughts of all those promises made, and all those promises kept, and;

Redeemer Abbott

At that point, and just for a brief moment, a whiff of religious adage swept in while considering polls with “AS YE SOW, SO SHALL YE REAP!!”, or words to that effect;

Trustworty Tony

And then Rupert Murdoch came a long and rained on everyone’s parade by letting the business community know exactly what he thought of politicians;

Monkey Business Rupert

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT:  If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT:  All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious.  Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition!  We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!





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3 Responses to Graphical Manipulations #92: Idiots, Honesty, Lies, The Rat, Lamb Roast, And Other Bits!

  1. Somewhere in Time…
    “Peta…Peta! How do you spell banana?”
    “What..? B-A-N-A-N-A..
    “Huh?…N-A-N-A-N-A…Where do you stop?”
    “Hang on a minute… ‘Lo Vlad? It’s Tony Abbott”
    “(expletive deleted)!!!!”
    “Yeah, Tony from Australia…. Nah, not Austria – Australia!”
    “(expletive deleted) and your (expletive deleted) and bang it (expletive deleted) with missile carrier!
    Then letting (expletive deleted) Dmitry Medvedev and entire Red Army use for (expletive deleted) bicycle rack!!!!”
    “Good on ya mate! I knew you’d understand. Listen… this one’s working out well for me, but it won’t last forever. Do you think that you could repeat the same thing in say… a couple of weeks time?”
    (Several minutes of deleted expletives).
    Click. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
    “‘Lo, Vlad…Vlad, are you still there mate?”


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