Graphical Manipulations #99: Sir Les, A Book, Rampaging Rat, Dogs, Duds & Monkey Business!


Well here we are at GM#99 and we wonder whether, once we reach GM#100, we should wind up the GM series and go to something else, have a reminisce of GM’s that have gone before (800 graphics excluding this bunch), or continue on beyond GM#100 until such time as the Lieberals and their Neutered Puppies are removed from government.  Several frightening thoughts arose from such contemplation.  Any ability I have in seeing the humorous side of this bunch of asinine idiots will be eroded by increasing anger and fury at their sheer nastiness.  The L & NP’s might get in again at the next election (100 GM’s a year for the next five years? GOD!!!).  My hard drive will fill up with graphics solely related to buffoons economically and morally vandalising the country.  If I go on long enough immersed in the L & NP’s nastiness I may become as self-serving and as uncaring as they are!  Ah well, we shall see what a further week of deep thought will deliver.

Now for a brief note from Sir Les Patterson, our esteemed High Commissioner for the United Kingdom with regard to our Prime Winky Dill’s comment regarding the upcoming Scottish (Bugger Off Britain) referendum on independence.

Sir Les

It was noted that another book hit the shelves today joining several others related to the Ashby, Slipper fraternisation.  This one should add a bit more dry fuel to what is a rather smokey pile of embers.

Abbott Book Ashby Embarrassment

Our friend The Bloody Rat has a few observations to make about the week’s goings on.  He felt that there’d been enough surprises and excuses for one year.

Lying Abbott Rat

And that our very own “paler shade of grey” Bill Shorten should ‘get on the front foot’ or ‘get in front of the pack’, or even ‘jump the gun’ with his observations on things politic.  Especially the bleedingly obvious ones!

Shorten Abbott Rat

Rat felt that the Prime Winky Dill’s view on what entails a satisfactory performance was somewhat obscured, that’s somewhat obscured, by having to repeat himself, himself.

Performing Abbott Rat

He was impressed by Joe (Eleventy) Hockey’s give and take attitude to curtailing superannuation increases.

Super Hockey Rat

And Rat just loved Eric Abetz saying one thing and some fool from the Lieberal back bench putting his foot in it, or was that the boot into Eric?

Abetz Rat

But Rat was especially enamoured with George (Spyboy) Brandis’ expose on trusted insiders becoming insidious enemies.

Insidious Enema Rat

Thanks Ratty!  For no reason at all, well blind hatred really, the juxtaposition of Tony Abbott and this graphic was just too much to bear.

Ewww Dog

And then we were presented with the opportunity of a graphic of three Lieberal Prime Ministers (one deceased), at the one place, and at the one time. And that led to;

Three Duds

Finally we ended up with some sabre rattling displacement behaviour monkey business to keep the voting incognescenti alarmed and foolhardy;

Sabre Rattle Abbott

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT:  If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT:  All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious.  Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition!  We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Australian born and bred who has spent most of his working life in R&D and IP management with earlier forays in the newspaper industry and martial arts. Fortunate enough to be living in one of the best countries in the World, even though I might get grumpy with it from time to time.
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3 Responses to Graphical Manipulations #99: Sir Les, A Book, Rampaging Rat, Dogs, Duds & Monkey Business!

  1. (Enter Howard and Abbott centre stage – stand beneath Ming portrait)

    Cue orchestra;

    Howard opens his trap and begins to sing;
    (To the tune of ‘Three Little Maids from School’)

    “Three little pricks from the LNP,
    filled to the brim with nasty glee.
    Three little pricks not at all unwary
    one of us spent time in a Seminary…
    now he’s freed from its tutelary.
    Three little pricks are we….

    (Curtain)

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