Graphical Manipulations #112: Books, Rattus, Edjakashun, Monkeys, Slaps, Janus, Toads, Homilies And Barnacles!


Dear Lieberals, and your unremarkable Neutered Puppy cohorts,

I want you to stop!  I want you to stop NOW!!  I want you to STOP giving me REAMS OF STUPIDITY (note TWS), and overwhelming my limited capacity to keep up the Graphical Manipulations (mit snarky comments)!  Ten is the usual number for the week and over the past few weeks you have overwhelmed GM capability with your puerility, stupidity, pig-headed resoluteness followed by back flips!  So much material, so little time!! I now have leftover GM’s putting me at least a week behind the pre-week current current affairs of state.  STOP IT NOW!  Because my brain hurts! And, I’m beginning to live in the past!

Because of you, I am now presenting with symptoms associated with the recently diagnosed (highly infective) disease commonly referred to as ‘Post Traumatic Lieberal Disorder’.  I am drinking heavily (a red would be nice), shouting abuse at the TV screen when anyone from the current government, especially that PRIME WINKY DILL ABBOTT THE RABBOTT – sorry!, appears on the screen.  I have overwhelming desires, apart from the usual primal ones, to vote for any party whose name doesn’t start with an ‘Li’ or an ‘Na’.  I keep seeking out cats with the intention of kicking them.  Suffer paranoid episodes feeling that I am being watched and listened too. Wake up in cold sweats with my hands around my own neck shouting unrepeatable, foul insults about members of Federal Parliament.  I am becoming secretive and posting old Lieberal ‘how to vote cards’ with rude words on them in other people’s letterboxes!  And have this deep fear that Christopher Pyne will ask me to pay $100,000 for my post graduate degree (WITH INTEREST) or Morrison will deport me to Nauru!  It’s just too much and I want you to stop!!

If you don’t I’m going to get my good friend Vladimir Putin to drop a nuke on you!! Or, alternatively, shout derisory words at all Lieberals and/or Neutered Puppies whenever I see them in the street!  So there!!

Yours in angst,


Gosh! It’s getting close to Christmas, isn’t it?  I can see the look of fear and panic in your eyes as you contemplate all that Yuletide buying in rampaging crowds of Christmas bargain hunters.  The festive meals with the rellies – ooooh nice!  There’ll be too much eating, too many presents, your credit card will be maxed out, you’ll have had a brawl over the backyard barbie with (insert name), that loathsome black sheep relative that everyone despises – especially when he farts at the Christmas Dinner table.  And so it goes, eh!  Good robust festive fun which, naturally, when all that joy to the world has been exhausted a good lie down, and a good book, will not go amiss.  And, lucky you, it’s the new release book season!  And we have our first treat for you, with more to come.

Hockey Least Treasurer Book

That Bloody Rat got in early this time around with his concerns that our Public Services Minister might be just a tad loose with the truth.

Pay Rise Rat

Rat was also impressed, and relieved, that homo sapiens also contains those who have a queer understanding of reality.

Tax Wealthy Rat

And he noted that there was the usual gender argument about the boy/girl thing and our favourite ‘Boy Man’, Phoney Tony got into the act with a touch of philosophical enlightenment.  The man should be a swami, or a guru, of inanity!

Boy Girl Abbott Rat

Following Rats input we noted (several times) the Edjakashun Minster’s input into Australia’s bright new future of dumbing down the working class, and any other class that can’t pay exorbitant amounts for education.  We’re surprised that he hasn’t privatised the whole shebang!  Eh?? He what??

Education Future

Ben Lazarus was particularly impressed with Whiney’s dogged determination to ‘get that education  bill through the Senate’!

Lazarus Pyne Monkeys

And you’d have to say that if Friday was ‘Slap an Idiot I Know Day’ then, of all the contenders, Christopher (Whiney) Pyne was the stand out winner!

Pyne Slap An Idiot

Thinking of idiots, and who can’t fail to do so these days, the mind naturally turns to those who say one thing and mean another.  Popularly known by the common man as ‘lying’, but to the politician as ‘dissimulatory oratory’!  And that reminded us of Janus’.

Defence Pay Janus

The Toads delivered a powerful insight into why science and innovation are somewhat irrelevant to the future under Team Australia.

Serfdom Toads

And Anthony Albanese got fairly loquacious when considering the fine attributes of our Prime Winky Dill.

Albanese v Abbott

This, all in all, led to the inevitable conclusion that the ship of state was, unfortunately, the victim of a barnacle infestation.

Lieberal Barnacles

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

Except for;

Abbott Quote


AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

About deknarf

Australian born and bred who has spent most of his working life in R&D and IP management with earlier forays in the newspaper industry and martial arts. Fortunate enough to be living in one of the best countries in the World, even though I might get grumpy with it from time to time.
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7 Responses to Graphical Manipulations #112: Books, Rattus, Edjakashun, Monkeys, Slaps, Janus, Toads, Homilies And Barnacles!

  1. Another week rolled around D? They seem to go by so quickly and there’s so much to get through. As the Yuletide season approaches, I’m planning to curl up in the warm glow of Schadenfreude and watch the Tony Tumbril shake itself to pieces. Seasons greetings D and looking forward to more GM’s in the new year. Keep ’em coming D!


    • deknarf says:

      And Seasons Greeting’s to you too! And a 恭賀新年 for the Year of the Sheep/Goat!
      Hopefully the Tony Tumbril won’t disintegrate to the point that we can’t fit any more Lieberals & Neutered Puppies on it as it progresses towards the Election guillotine!!


  2. Joy Cooper says:

    There, there deknarf, you can calm down a bit now that the idiots are on leave. Mind you, we can expect to be inundated with Abbott appearances everywhere, sometimes dragging Margie & the ‘girls’ along to make him look almost ‘normal’, if that is possible.

    Wish he would go overseas for Christmas as he did last year. No doubt he will be hoping for something to happen where he will be able to look good. well in his & Credlin’s eyes anyway.

    Open a bottle of red & enjoy. 🙂


    • deknarf says:

      Hmmm? Haven’t seen a lot of Margie lately — seems to be keeping a low profile — can’t say I blame her. I note the Rabbott’s out and about molesting babies again! Sad little man!


      • Joy Cooper says:

        Poor Margie was there keeping well away from him & the cameras. Could have been the child care centre she was, or still is, running. Who knows what she does apart from living off the taxpayers.


        • deknarf says:

          You have to wonder why she is so low profile.


          • Joy Cooper says:

            Even more low key than Janette Howard who only did lunch with her ‘girlfriends’, sat in Kirribilli House reading books the rest of the time & plotting with hubby..


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