The Christmas Festivities over, and awaiting the dying of the year and the birth of the new, our mind was exercised by the thought that the holiday season would bring a dearth of GM material and that we may have to resort to a retrospective of the past year. “A Year in Review” of the better graphic offerings by each month, or perhaps a “Pillock Chronicle” (all twenty-nine of them)? Or perhaps a “Rat Reprise” (a very large number)?
But no! The offerings continued on, slightly abated, but nevertheless gratefully accepted. We were offered a Cabinet Reshuffle and a revelatory moment during the group photos.
We saw Brett Mason put his foot in it by opening his mouth on a challenge to Sir George of the Brandis. The result being a shuffle off to the back bench!
George Brandis too, excelled himself with a bit of layering of the largesse on those stakeholders importante (and purely co-incidentally himself). Well done George!
That Bloody Rat dragged himself away from the cheesy snacks to show his appreciation of Greg Hunt’s soft shoe shuffle with a bit of a muffle.
Felt that Tony Abbott was, rather than hearing terrorist chatter from the terrorists, was hearing terrifying chatter from disgruntled Liberal and Neutered Puppy parliamentarians looking at atrocious polls and the likelihood of having to queue at Centrelink for dole they wouldn’t get unless they joined the Green Army in some remote part of the continent, pulling weeds and cutting grass!
Rat was particularly impressed with the Federales looking at how they might scavenge a few more bucks from Joe Public. You’ve got to admire them for persistence.
Rat gone, we thought The Prime Winky Dill had missed his calling and should really become the Supreme Optimist! Particularly if he expects us to believe what his government is going to do for us in 2015. Ahh! Promises, promises, promises!
We got a little confused with Peter Dutton’s determination to STOP THE BIKIES rather than STOP THE BOATS, and wondered just where he might be going with this new thrust in border protection.
We also remembered, ever so fondly, the Trinity Mantra of the Liberals and their Neutered Puppies and wondered whether there would be ‘carry over’ into next year.
And we also consulted the oracle politicus for his rumours and portents for the Year of the Sheep (2015). He left us with this mysteriously prophetic predication. Make of it what you may! And all the best for the New Year!!
And there you have it . . . . . . . .!
AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!
POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!