Graphical Manipulations #117: Awakenings, Explanatories, Rats, Toadliness, Monkey Business and Pigs in Pokes!

Sitting there, in the “Weekly Snippets” Word file (that’s the one which stores all the potential Graphical Manipulation gaffes prior to their graphical association) looking pretty forlorn and lonely was the snippet that when the ABC’s Leigh Sales asked our very own Prime Winky Dill whether he would contemplate stepping aside if the Coalition was polling as badly as it was then (pre Christmas) and his personal approval ratings were unchanged before the next election, the PWD replied thus:  “Well look, that’s a fair question, Leigh.  But I think the one fundamental lesson of the last catastrophic government was that you don’t lightly change leaders!”

So I interpreted that to mean that Tony was saying that whatever he polls he won’t be easily removed from his Winky Dillship and he retreated to the Labor ructions and leadership swaperoonies as the primary excuse as to why he shouldn’t be – removed that is!  Somehow I suspect that if the Lieberal/Neutered Puppy polling, inclusive of the PWD’s, doesn’t improve drastically before mid year, forces greater that his Lieberal/Neutered Puppy Party mates will set the stage for his removal.  The first whiff of those forces will be reflected in the MSM (the Main Stream Murdoch).  In fact there’s been a few rumblings already so stay tuned.  About March/April I reckon the rumblings may very well become an earthquake!

Anyhow, enough of the predictions.  The recent French outrage has, as expected, bought the extremist grubs and sleazebag supremacist bigots on all sides of the political, racial, and religious fence from their dank and dingy refuges to spruik their vitriol and hatred at each other and all and sundry.  The likes of Hizb ut-Tahrir have climbed on the ‘we will not condemn the violence, because of everything else done elsewhere by others’ wagon as have those who jump up and down about the absolute right to freedom of speech regardless.  I’ve always felt that along with that absolute right, comes the implicit understanding that that right is to be used intelligently with wit and wisdom rather than the bludgeon of name-calling and racial, religious slur.  But maybe I’ve misunderstood Voltaire (or was it Evelyn Beatrice Hall)!  And those thoughts gave rise to;

Bigot Bernardi

We noted that our Great Leader hastened to South Australia to obtain an understanding of just what was happening therein.  We wondered whether (weather?) there was a dimly dawning realisation that things were not quite right.  But fully expected to be sadly disappointed!

Explanatory Abbott Fire

And that bought out that Bloody Rat who drew our attention to the fact that there were other climate change deniers out there who were very keen to use taxpayers funds to further their misunderstanding and misrepresentation of the science.

AGW Denier Rat

The imminent Queensland election gave rise to questions of “where’s Tony” and to willing defenders of his absenteeism from this vital contest between political promissory notes.

Absent Abbott Rat

As for not needing help, such consideration gave cause for Rat to reminisce as to what might have been around this time last year.  And there was Arthur – Sinodinos that is!

Info Rat 060114

Very premonitionary Arthur!  Your comments are still relevant today, although you appear not to be.  At which Rat made his exit to further contemplate bygone days.

The toads were quite excited about the changes to education policy and their potential effects.

Alternative Therapy Toads

And were even more impressed with the government’s determination to let people know all about the higher education policies that failed to get through the Senate.

Media Blitz Toads

There was quite a bit of monkeying around in Lieberal Party circles with regard to extending the range of the GST and, coincidentally, what appeared to be quite a lot of monkeying around with the voter’s minds.

GST Monkey Business

The Pigs also felt that it was probably time that some clarity was provided with regard to the higher education changes and what it all meant.

Education Pigs

And where quite concerned that all this ‘coal is good’ might be considered, heaven forbid, a bit of a pig in a poke in a few years time.

Quandary Pigs

But such matters pale into insignificance, and will be totally irrelevant once we reach the nirvana that Team Australia desires us to attain, and with a technological capability that truly reflects where and what we have become.

Calm Third World Internet

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

Except for;

Abbott Quote


AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Australian born and bred who has spent most of his working life in R&D and IP management with earlier forays in the newspaper industry and martial arts. Fortunate enough to be living in one of the best countries in the World, even though I might get grumpy with it from time to time.
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3 Responses to Graphical Manipulations #117: Awakenings, Explanatories, Rats, Toadliness, Monkey Business and Pigs in Pokes!

  1. Not only are we 44th (marvellous little number-that) in the world with internet speed but also now rank below Panama and Myanmar for investment in renewable energy sources.
    Wotta bunch of visionaries! Wotta government! Wotta terminal case of N.F.I.


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