Graphical Manipulations #118: Poverty, Intellect, Lambie’s, The Rat, Toads, Monkeys & Longevity!

Paid a little visit to the Capital of our nation over the weekend and took a youngling to see the sites and show them that place on the hill, Parliament House.  An imposing place, beautifully crafted by artisans into a real showplace and symbol of our democracy.  It’s unfortunate that one finds it rather hard to lay the same appellations on those who occupy the red and green seats in it when it comes to good democratic governance of the nation.  Still!  We live in hope, eh?

Which took me to this little snippet of information (amongst many others) about poverty in our nation and to the subsequent Graphical Manipulation.

Poverty Australia

It was also noted that our medical profession appeared to have a rather jaundiced view of their ex-Minister Peter Dutton.  Let’s hope they are a little more favourable to their next . . . . . .

Dutton Mutton

Jaundiced views and females in the parliament led, by way of thoughts of possibly new parties formed by recently separated party members to our very own Jacqui Lambie.

Luvvy Lambkins Party

And on that note, who should appear but the Bloody Rat with a couple of idiosyncratic takes on the political week.  He got a little confused with cowboy doctors.

Cowboy Doctor Rat

Felt that while there might be a few people more popular as preferred Prime Minister than Tony Abbott, it would be wise for Tony to be more concerned about those behind him – with the knives.

Leader Rabbot Rat

And as if that wasn’t depressing enough, it seem that even the Queensland mates would prefer that he stay on holiday, and as far away as possible from the Sunshine State.  Siberia WAS mentioned!

Toxic Tony Rat

And then, just to top off a really bad week, Tony decided to try his hand at a foreign language in an attempt to illegitimise that which was already illegitimate in most people’s eyes.  سخيف

Spelling Bee Rat

The Toads thought that the ABC was pushing the boundaries a bit with its ‘fight for your jobs’ method of re-employment of those recently redunded to reapply for redesigned positions which were relatively similar to the redacted ones but fewer of – if you see what I mean.

Tear Up Oz Toads

The monkeys thought that the floopity, floppity, flappity, flip flop, backflip on the recent medical rebate thingy was just a bit more than a simple policy redirection.

Unhealthy Monkeys

And making a total ass of himself over ‘on budget matters’ hasn’t put a damper on our Joe (Eleventy) Hockey, No Sir!  He’s back out there totally assing himself to the max making bold claims about longevity in defence of budget cuts.

Longevity Hockey

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

Except for;

Abbott Quote


AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Australian born and bred who has spent most of his working life in R&D and IP management with earlier forays in the newspaper industry and martial arts. Fortunate enough to be living in one of the best countries in the World, even though I might get grumpy with it from time to time.
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4 Responses to Graphical Manipulations #118: Poverty, Intellect, Lambie’s, The Rat, Toads, Monkeys & Longevity!

  1. Alas poor Joe, so congenitally stupid that his Missus has to send him text messages every few minutes reminding him to breathe.

    Another excellent post D. 🙂


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