Graphical Manipulations #139: Payments, Rats, Rabbottspeak, Jihadi Quokkas, Toads And Gourdliness!


Flabbergasted (adjective): astonished, astounded, confounded, dumbfounded, non-plussed, overwhelmed, speechless, staggered, stunned, surprised, thunderstuck! Yep! All of those! So our Government appears to be willing to pay criminal dealers in death, low life, disgusting, immoral, purveyors of inhumanity, that’s people smugglers to us, taxpayer’s money to turn their boat full of asylum seekers back for the payment of US$5,000 per crewman? I suppose that there will be lots of return trips by people smuggler boats – will that be classified as “double dipping”? One also wonders when there will be more “crewmen” on a boat than asylum seekers!

It behoves me to congratulate this Lieberal/Neutered Puppy Government. So. Congratulations! Until now I had thought that you had truly reached the absolute bottom of the cesspit in your incompetence, crassness, self-serving, nationalistic behaviour, but you have truly found even greater depths in the cesspit that you can descend to by condoning the payment of money to those who you describe as murderous criminals! What indescribably disgusting people you truly are!!

And that brought us to this.

Go Away Pay

And introduced us to the latest addition to the fleet guarding our frontiers from the incursion of those evilly criminal people smugglers.

HMAS ATM

Our Erudite Rat thought that he might have an appropriate quotation for the moment.

Erudite Rat Shame

And our political rat was impressed with the succinct nature of the hooky, crooky quote!

Politicus Hook Rat

That Bloody Rat thought that in creativity our people smugglers have worked out how to “have it both ways”!

Hook Crook Rat

And while not giving a stuff about windfarms he was on the Rabbott’s wavelength with regard to things that had potential health impacts.

Rat Abbott Windfarms

It was thought that there had been some omissions from the text of Prime Minister Rabbott’s intro to Regional Summit to Counter Violent Extremism, so attempts have been made to reconstruct the entire message.

Rabbott Speak

Which led, unnaturally, to concerns about the increasing extremism in Rottnest Island quokkas, intent on pursuing their own version of religious reality. This from their spokesquokka Setonix Brachyurus Daesh!

Jihadi Quokka

The toads were somewhat pleased with the most recent Morgan Poll which seemed to indicate that the Australian populace might, finally, be waking up to the political reality of a Lieberal/Neutered Puppy government.

Poll Toads

And after approaching the fount of all wisdom, and beseeching a few words of wiseness, his Gourdliness spake thus;

Gourdliness Propaganda

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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About deknarf

Australian born and bred who has spent most of his working life in R&D and IP management with earlier forays in the newspaper industry and martial arts. Fortunate enough to be living in one of the best countries in the World, even though I might get grumpy with it from time to time.
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3 Responses to Graphical Manipulations #139: Payments, Rats, Rabbottspeak, Jihadi Quokkas, Toads And Gourdliness!

  1. True. You’ve got to hand it to ‘Peso’s’ Pete Dutton, he’s such a thoughtful lamb.

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  2. Jihadi Quokka’s eh, D…? Sounds good to me, enlist ’em all and hang the expense!
    We’ll just pay ’em out of that floating ATM if anybody asks where the money’s coming from…

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    • deknarf says:

      Yep! Little buggers! They gnaw at your ankles, and while you’re bleeding to death, jump and down on your body shouting, “Marsupial or die! Marsupial or die mammalian thingy!!” Pretty disturbing stuff! And I believe that the floating ATM’s dispense USD — very useful I’d say! Don’t need a money changer!!

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