Graphical Manipulations #141: Rats, Maps, More Bloody Rats, Sheep, And Nationalistic Anthems!


What a busy, busy final week of Federal Parliament is has been, eh? And now, thankfully, the bunch of nondescript, amoral, unethical, self-indulgent, self-interested, grubs we jokingly refer to as “politicians” will pick up their nice little sinecures and retire for six weeks to their respective dens of iniquity and provide us with some respite from the continued attacks on the only remaining bastions of democratic freedom of speech, the ABC and SBS. We note that the ABC has been ably undefended by an Opposition which seems to have recently got caught up with the mob while undergoing castration. A bit of bleating, a couple of futile kicks, but that little rubber elastrator still got placed on the testes!

Essentially, in simple terms, the week went something like this. ABC’s QandA invited a Mallah idiot into the audience, who, being somewhat radical asked a question of an inflammatory nature. Which got dealt with by a Liberal Party Ciobo idiot, the one who thought that Julia Gillard should “have her throat slit”, in a similarly radical way with regard to his preference for said Mallah to be denationalised and kicked out of the country. The Mallah idiot then made the point that the Ciobo attitude made it unsurprising that people might leave the country to fight with the Jihadi’s given the personality type of the Ciobo idiot. At that moment the residual material left after intestinal digestive processes well and truly hit the fan and the Lieberal politicians went troppo at the excellent opportunity to denigrate the ABC and all who sail in it as “lefty’s” deserving only to have their “heads rolled off their bodies”. Somewhat akin to beheading as I understand it! But less painful, unless of course you consider that not having a job any more is a bit of a pain!

All in all a perfect opportunity for the Liberals, Murdoch and the IPA to further their attempts to remove any form of serious debate or inquiry from the Australian mainstream media. By the way, it took the attention away from all the other messes that the Lieberal\Neutered Puppy government is currently in! And all of that led to our erudite rat considering the assumption (or is that presumption) of innocence.

Erudite Guilt Rat

As a small side issue our Prime Winky Dill, in showing us how committed to the destruction of the evil threats imminent upon us, showed us just a little bit more than he should have.

ASIO Public Rat

But at least we now all know where not to go when travelling about in the suburbs of Sydney and Melbourne lest we be radicalised. Mind you, there’s a few yobbo pubs around Sydney and Melbourne that radicalise you as you walk through the door, but at least you only have to drape yourself with the Australian flag and yell abuse and threats at passers-by – at the moment!

Now We Know

Our mate That Bloody Rat, ever keen to pick up on the political trivia, thought that Gina Rhinehart knew how to get her hands around the neck of an economy and extract the maximum green stuff from it.

Rhinehart India Rat

He was thoroughly amused when the Greens fell over themselves to back a piece of legislation that even Labor saw was fraught with a lot of ill-tempered, at a loss, pensioners taking revenge at the next election.

Stupid Green Rat

And he couldn’t help but have a hearty snigger at the antics of our beloved Fraudbull who, as usual, was insultingly succinct with his derogatory comment. Rat was hopeful that his was of similar derogation.

Turnbull Integrity Rat

And he couldn’t help but laugh out loud when Tony (the Rabbott) Abbott got stuck into the ABC. Jeez! We just can’t have this equity and balance in free speech – can we Tony?

One Sided Rat

Our political Rat, with suitable gravitas, reminded us that the devotion of politicians to the altruistic support of the best interests of the people would never be debased by the politicisation – of anything!

Politicus Security Rat

The Sheeple, who have just recently arrived on the scene from over the hill, were suitably impressed with Rattus politicus, but were concerned that there were too many words in his statement! Especially the extra “would” that snuck in somehow!

Sheeple Propaganda

And finally, having in my younger days read “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich”, and “Mein Kampf” (well most of it) it seemed that there were parallels between then and now.   And that lead to this.

Marching Jackboot Poem

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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About deknarf

Australian born and bred who has spent most of his working life in R&D and IP management with earlier forays in the newspaper industry and martial arts. Fortunate enough to be living in one of the best countries in the World, even though I might get grumpy with it from time to time.
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