Graphical Manipulations #148: Gays, Roads, Folly, Toads, Rats, Spotfires! And More Rats!

You’d think it couldn’t get worse, wouldn’t you? You’d be thinking if you were the incumbent managers of the nation; “Jeez! That bloody Bronwyn “Choppergate” debacle has been an absolute bloody disaster! Look at the bloody polls! Two party preferred ALP at 57 bloody % of the vote, and us with a miserable bloody 43%! Bloody hell, we’ll be bloody massacred! We can’t afford any more bloody disasters! That bloody Abbott and his bloody Captain’s bloody picks! We’d better bloody get back on track or there’ll be bloody hell to pay!!”

Could I just say; “Marriage Equality” and umm, “Dyson Hayden” and err “Royal Commission” and leave it there? Apart from good old Eric Abetz getting a word or two in edgeways using a single example to prove that his warped view of reality was actuality.

Abetz Gay Stupidity

We saw lots of huff and puff about infrastructure and productivity and the disparity between the two.

Road Builders

It was thought proper to, again, draw the attention of the populace to the excessive use by politicians of their “entitlements”!

Polly Folly

And The Toads thought it was a bit much when Scotty Morrison got all uppity with George Brandis’ pontification on referenda.

Opinionated Toads

The Bloody Rat was mightly impressed with the Coalition conscientiously canning a conscience vote.

Conscience Vote Rat

And with Christopher Pyne’s hearty denigration of the Dyson Heydon business with a bit of idiomatic discourse.

Royal Commission Rat

He was also impressed with Labor Senator Jacinta Collins suddenly becoming aware that Attorney General Brandis’ contempt was more widespread than generally contemplated.

The AG Rat

All of that, and the political heat being applied to the Lieberals and their Neutered Puppies at the moment gave mind to fires in general and spotfires in particular.

Spotfires Abbott

And that led our Rattus Politicus to contemplate the ructions which might be occurring in the Prime Minister’s Office at the present time.

Politicus Rat Risibility

And, finally, our Erudite Rat searched his texts to find something that might throw a little light on the current state of affairs.

Eruditis Fools Paradise

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!


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