I’d just like to say that I’m mightily impressed that our Prime Winky Dill and his Government are most concerned about “Jobs, growth and community safety”! Yes indeed, while I’m a bit disappointed that it’s not a Three Word Slogan, jobs, growth and community safety are certainly something that we should all be interested in. And in the circumstance of the unemployment rate stagnating, jobs are very important, especially to enable growth which will give us more jobs, and growth! And of course community safety! Who could possibly forget the importance of community safety? It is so important that the community feel safe. While it’s acknowledged that we have a bit of an issue with domestic violence in this country, it’s so important that the community feels very safe and secure, yes secure, from those naughty little Daesh, ISIL ISIS type people who from thousands of kilometres away are reaching out to threaten our community safety. I am so glad that our Government is deeply, nay very deeply concerned about Australia’s jobs, growth and community safety! That said, I’ll now go and take my Valium, grab teddy and pop into bed, safe and secure in the knowledge that my Team Australia Government are looking after all the jobs, growth and community safety!
Our political rat noted the willingness of the government to present a forward looking policy strategy to look after jobs, growth and the other stuff!
The local bovines were very interested in The Prime Winky Dills assurance that jobs were a top priority in situations where coal was good!
It was noted that the Lieberals had flown in a candidate, probably via chopper, to serve their interests in Canning. It’s a pity that he can’t vote for himself, but he does appear willing to stay in Canning, if he wins. I wonder, if he loses, whether he’ll just fly out again or stay around for the aftermath?
The toads noted that Kathy Jackson finally got her come-uppance when she was finally exposed as a thief, capable of lying through her teeth. They were confident, however, that her former supporters would rally round!
That Bloody Rat thought Matt of the Thistlethwaite was pretty clever in the one-liner department and deserved some recognition.
And that “Solidarity for Ever” was not just a socialist lefty mantra and that the Prime Minister’s cabinet were all singing from the same song sheet.
And Rat went into paroxysmic fits when Eleventy Hockey tempted the voters of Cannington and, incidentally, the rest of us with PROMISSORY TAX CUTS!! Although he did wonder if events would overtake this PROMISSORY NOTE, just like events overtook all those PROMISSORY NOTES, given before the last election.
Our Erudite Rat found a quote which he felt was relevant to Joe and his PROMISSORY TAX CUTS!
Impressed we were with the claims that Government control over a persons expenditure would help to lift them by their bootstraps into a better life. We can’t take credit for the cartoon but give it credit for being entirely appropriate!
And being of a scientific bent, and used to undertaking experimentation under controlled conditions we can only say in true “Yes Prime Minister” style our little experiment in carbon dioxide loading of the atmosphere and the ocean represent a “courageous decision Minister!”
But I know that the Rabbott and his Government have my back, especially related to jobs, growth and community safety. So it’s nitety nite!!
And there you have it . . . . . . . .!
AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!
POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!