Underlings! Silence in this place!! After careful deliberation over several days, I have come to the personal opinion, albeit a self-indulgent and self-righteous one, that I am, without doubt, an entirely upright and estimable personage! Of sharp mind, and great wit, and totally unbiased in any way shape or form. Just because I appear partisan does not show that I am, in the eyes of reasonable sheeple, er people! While I may show lefty caffe latte tendencies and sing partisan songs of the Socialists does not mean that I am in any way biased. And that in carrying out my duties of judging the disgusting antics of the Lieberals, I will adjudicate with honesty and integrity before I condemn them to the flames of hell! For all eternity! As my erudite mentor Dyson said: “Give ‘em hell!” And so I shall!
My 480 page rationale on which my personal decision has been based will be delivered in due course, and, as I am not computer literate it will be hand-written in Gothic text kindly illustrated by the friars in the local monastery. Should you wish to contact me by email, I would recommend that you send the email to yourself, print it out, and send it to me using the regular postal service. I find that the Pony Express is a timely and prompt service should your email be urgent!
I thank you and you may all now bow obsequiously before me as I leave this place!!
With regard to other matters, our toads noted that our Prime Winky Dill wasn’t too fussed about China’s share market crash.
And the Uhuh Rat thought it was thoughtful of the PWD to offer Jacqui Lambie some insight into those naughtly little unionist!
The Bloody Rat was bemused by a Lieberal actually slipping up and telling the truth for a change.
And that a prominent economist, obviously not looking for a job with the Government, thought that the country was being run by a cartoon.
But Rat was particularly amused by the cast of thousands that the Liberal Party was throwing at the Canning by-election, although he did feel a certain sense of absence.
Our Eruditis Rat got out of the textbooks for a change and actually thought a retort! Or is that throated a quote?
It seems that the rumours had some substance when we discovered that our Captain of Team Straya had been giving the Yanks a gentle nudge about getting involved in a bit of the Syrian bombing campaign. The pre-print of the book was leaked from Cabinet. Interesting stuff!
And you thought we’d missed Ooopseration Fortitude, didn’t you? Go on. Admit it! You thought that while we were away doing all that self-examination Ooopseration Fortitude had slipped under the radar as we harmonised our wa. Well it didn’t, and we’d like to say this;
And follow it up with a repeat of an earlier comment related to farces, uniforms and marching up and down!
And finally, just to make you fully aware of what’s in store for you over the rest of this Government’s tenure, there’s this!!
And there you have it . . . . . . . .!
AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!
POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!