So, it’s the second anniversary of the Rabbott ascension to the Prime Winky Dillship and there’s been lots of scrutiny in the mainstream media so we won’t go there! Except, perhaps, to respond to the Lieberal/Neutered Puppy claims that this has been a successful government, governing successfully for the people and going for Jobs, Growth and Community Safety! What can I say except “Moooooooo Pooooooooo!”
We just couldn’t let Oopseration Fortitude go when we heard that the Australian Border Farce was recruiting.
That Bloody Rat was thoroughly amused when the Captain of Team Australia, made another of his favourite Captain’s Pick.
Sniggered out loud when the Cambodians with their usual courtesy took the money and then changed their minds viz resettling refugees (sorry illegal immigrants)!
Laughed out loud when the nasty underbelly of religious zealotry was exposed by gay parenting.
And rolled about the floor laughing when the Lieberal military import for the by-election for Canning got feisty over the realities of becoming a public figure.
The Toads were a bit concerned that our Prime Minister Rabbott was losing staff and wondered whether this was due to thoughtlessness.
And our Erudite Rat, given all the mongering about war, and the prosecution of it, consulted the oracles for a word or two of wisdom. This he felt was appropriate to the circumstance!
Our Uhuh Rat thought it was a tad over the top when Peter Dutton got a bit huffy puffy over Fairfax and the ABC conducting a bit of a jihad on his Government who were all pulling together with regard to Jobs, Growth and Community Safety! We’re now wondering whether Fairfax and the ABC are now on the Terrorist List?
And Daffy, given Dutton’s performance of late felt it was that time again! To give an idiot a decent slapping!!
And finally, our Political Rat was exuding confidence in assuring us that the Government was working assiduously to promote Jobs, Growth and Community Safety. GOSH! We are so relieved!!
And there you have it . . . . . . . .!
AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!
POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!