Graphical Manipulations #152: To Spill, Or Not To Spill? That IS The Question! And A Seal!


OHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOO! You can’t do this to me! Please! Please!! Don’t take the Prime Winky Dill away! What will I do when all the Three Word Slogans are gone? When there will no longer be the classic; “We’ve Stopped the Boats, Stopped the Mining Tax, Stopped the Carbon Tax” in response to every question. Take away the Rabbott and all that Graphical Manipulation material will vanish! No more photo ops in the costumery shops! No more photos of Tony Tongue Out for the satirical manipulation of! ARRRGHHHH! WE’RE ROONED! WHAT WILL WE DO? OHHHHHH! WHAT WILL WE DO?

And in a retrospective – because I’m far too upset waiting for the outcome of the ballot – it all started so well!

Happy Chappies 2

The Rabbott didn’t seem to hit his stride and had great difficulty getting the message across.

Prayerful Tony 2

And then the rumblings began that perhaps that Feral Opposition Leader didn’t have the capacity to Captain Team Australia.

Outdated Abbott 2

And the lousy polls, despite the continual denials, began to create rumblings in the marginal minions.

Restless Backbench 2

And the Horseman of the Apocalypse began haunting the hall of the Parliamentary icon on the hill.

Apocalyptic Abbott 2

He was strong in his support of His Prime Winky Dillship – ever ready to defend the Team Australia Leader!

Brutus Turnbull 2

He was the progenitor of a National Broadband Network the envy of Third World countries.

Fraudband Lemon 2

He was full of praise for he who was leader, until he finally decided that it was time for a change.

Oscar Fraudbull 2

And then his true nature came to the fore, with his ambition to show our Great Leader the door.

Paraprosdokian Turnbull 2

And really you have to wonder about the lot. Rattus politicus’ thoughts hit the spot!

Rattus Politicus Lying 2

And now we await, with bated breath, the life of His Dillship, or his untimely death!!

Vanishing Pollies 2

And on a lighter note!!

Smartarse Seal

And there you have it . . . . . . . .

Posted before the vote!
PS: Turnbull 54 to Rabbott 44

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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About deknarf

Australian born and bred who has spent most of his working life in R&D and IP management with earlier forays in the newspaper industry and martial arts. Fortunate enough to be living in one of the best countries in the World, even though I might get grumpy with it from time to time.
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4 Responses to Graphical Manipulations #152: To Spill, Or Not To Spill? That IS The Question! And A Seal!

  1. The best D! Fantastic news, and a nice sharp GM to accompany it. Made my day.

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    • deknarf says:

      Thanks Edward. Great news indeed! Rabbot stew tonight I think! Now for a Fraudbull Prime Ministership with the extreme right wingers on the backbench on a search and destroy mission and the Neutered Puppies already trying to be the tail wagging the dog! Somehow I suspect the satirical opportunity will not vanish entirely! ;-))

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  2. Pooya says:

    Well, your friend’s gone! What are you going to write about now?! No more manipulations?

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    • deknarf says:

      Indeed Pooya! A satirical tragedgy of epic proportion! Still. I’m sure that with The Rabbott on the backbench the machinations and evildoing will continue as the right wing extremists try to destroy Malcolm! Surely there’s a satirical opportunity there? He says, hopefully!! ;-))

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