OHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOO! You can’t do this to me! Please! Please!! Don’t take the Prime Winky Dill away! What will I do when all the Three Word Slogans are gone? When there will no longer be the classic; “We’ve Stopped the Boats, Stopped the Mining Tax, Stopped the Carbon Tax” in response to every question. Take away the Rabbott and all that Graphical Manipulation material will vanish! No more photo ops in the costumery shops! No more photos of Tony Tongue Out for the satirical manipulation of! ARRRGHHHH! WE’RE ROONED! WHAT WILL WE DO? OHHHHHH! WHAT WILL WE DO?
And in a retrospective – because I’m far too upset waiting for the outcome of the ballot – it all started so well!
The Rabbott didn’t seem to hit his stride and had great difficulty getting the message across.
And then the rumblings began that perhaps that Feral Opposition Leader didn’t have the capacity to Captain Team Australia.
And the lousy polls, despite the continual denials, began to create rumblings in the marginal minions.
And the Horseman of the Apocalypse began haunting the hall of the Parliamentary icon on the hill.
He was strong in his support of His Prime Winky Dillship – ever ready to defend the Team Australia Leader!
He was the progenitor of a National Broadband Network the envy of Third World countries.
He was full of praise for he who was leader, until he finally decided that it was time for a change.
And then his true nature came to the fore, with his ambition to show our Great Leader the door.
And really you have to wonder about the lot. Rattus politicus’ thoughts hit the spot!
And now we await, with bated breath, the life of His Dillship, or his untimely death!!
And on a lighter note!!
And there you have it . . . . . . . .
Posted before the vote!
PS: Turnbull 54 to Rabbott 44
AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!
POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!