So here we are again. Another week has passed and the joyful bit is that ex Prime Winky Dillperson, Tony Rabbott has featured in the media again. But more of that later. We discovered the following little graphic on Twitter, and is our wont, pinched it since it seemed germaine to the discussion on gay rights. It says it all really!
Our toads were somewhat concerned with mysterious document disappearances especially when it came to deals done between unions and construction companies. As if one would happily archive incriminating evidence for some nosey parker to find when a government set a ferret amongst the rabbits!
And is has been revealed that Tony Abbott, he of the winky eye and errant tongue has joined the global speakers’ circuit, represented by the Washington Speakers Bureau. Apparently our former prime minister is open to speaking for “travel and expenses only” or a fee of “over $40,000”, according to an order form on the bureau’s website. The bureau’s slogan is “Connecting You with the World’s Greatest Minds”. Somehow I don’t think we’ll go there!!
His biographical note on the bureau website says: “Abbott is able to speak thoughtfully on terrorism and security in the 21st century, including the threat of Isis and pervasive religious fundamentalism. With profound depth of experience, he is keenly positioned to offer unparalleled insight on leadership, the global economy, global trade, discuss a western perspective on the future of Asia, explore the short- and long-term future of China, and provide a unique and timely political outlook for your audience.”
Oh dear! Somethings gone wrong with the meter!! It’s either the biographical background input or the speaker output! We’ll certainly need a “Great Mind” to figure which!
Naturally The Bloody Rat couldn’t resist putting his grubby little foot in the pot and giving it a quick stir.
Was suitably impressed when Julie (Asbestosis) Bishop showed a glimmer of integrity by being speechless over the demise of Joe (Eleventy) Hockey.
Rat also thought that our new Prime Minister Fraudbull endeavouring to establish himself as the great reformer was going a bit too far.
The general rattery also took note of the fact that our military were somewhat remiss in failing to realise that the world was warming, the climate changing, and that such events may have some small bearing on military capability and response. Thankfully no-one has thrown in a Third World War – YET!
Such concerns about global warming and that naughty three letter acronym AGW led to thoughts of our Resources Minister Josh (Coal Is Good) Frydenberg making a strong moral case for Indians using coal as a replacement for wood and dung in their fires. And that brought to mind that ad that’s been circulating, which goes something like . . . . . . . . . .
And our Rat of Eruditis thought that a few words of wisdom might help Prime Minister Turnbull maintain some constraint over his over active vaulting ego!
And there you have it . . . . . . . .!
AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!
POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!