Graphical Manipulations #159: Toads, Rats, Malcolm And Scott. Verbose GM’s These Are Certainly Not!


OK! So in keeping with the header we had best keep the verbiage here on the brevity side. So here’s The Toads with the take on cloud passports.

Cloud Passport Toads

They were somewhat miffed that someone would have the temerity to suggest that political double dipping was morally beyond the pale.

Double Dip Toads

And also, The Uhuh Rat considered how rapidly politicians of wide demonination would all head rapidly for the exits when a light is focussed on their hip pockets.

Pension Uhuh Rat

And The Bloody Rat was suitably impressed at the eagerness of voters in PM Turnbull’s seat to get on board the coal train.

Coal Mining Rat

And he extended the paw of sympathy to the Nauruans for their callous treatment at the hands of Australian journalists – Rank little beasties they be!

Oz Media Rat

And Rat was also pleased that the ex-Prime Winky Dillperson appeared to have a bright future being a top bloke that would provide the world with his infinite suppository of wisdom.

Top Bloke Abbott Rat

Rat also thought that Scotty Morrison was being just a tad disingenuous at his luncheon tete a tete with Annabelle Crabb.

Seething Morrison Rat

And we thought that Malcolm’s claim that he was the great reformer, while being an admirable goal to aspire too, might be a bit of an over-reach given the nature of the Lieberal Party and their Neutered Puppy cohorts. A song was thought appropriate

Reformer Turnbull

And while we applaud the vanishment of the Rabbott into historical irrelevance we still feel somewhat concerned that the term “confident” doesn’t quite describe the demeanour of Mal and Scotty. We wondered whether there was an appropriate word which better described their manner of late.

Turnbull Morrisson Smuggery

And finally, our Erudite Rat provided a snippet which he felt adequately described the demeanour of our overmasters.

Inferior Eruditis Rat

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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