Graphical Manipulations #162: Academics, Sex, Taxes, Pledges, Rats, Toads, And Xenophobes!

OK! We have a pile of Graphical Manipulations. They’ve been put in some semblance of order likely to fit the general trend in the thought processes, and here we sit wondering just how to begin this week’s pictorial diatribe against the various twits that have impinged their twittery upon the consciousness.  Something light and airy, or something portentous, full of verbal onslaught and cutting wit?  Hmmm?  Maybe we should just call upon our animalia and leave it at that!

Our Uhuh Rat has been mightily impressed with the recent suggestion by academics of a way to reduce greenhouse emissions.  He’s impressed with their attempt to optimistically triumph over pirate capitalism. Nice try guys & gals!!

Power Uhuh Rat

The Toads cynicism has surpassed all bounds this week.  They thought that the Victorian same sex adoption legislation was a wonderful example of the hedging of bets.

Hypocrisy Toads

That Scotty Morrisons ‘leaving out bits’ of the taxation fairy story adequately complied with the Lieberal/Neutered Puppy strategy of obfuscatorial confabulation.

Morrison Tax Toads

NB:  For those not familiar with the Australian vernacular, someone who is “not the full quid” can be described as being “a brick short of a load” or as “having a roo loose in the top paddock”!  In plain language you’d probably classify such a person as being “intellectually inadequate”.

The Toads also felt that PM Fraudbull’s promise of ‘shoulder to shouldering’ was markedly better than hopping up on Obama’s lap, wagging his tail and yapping – a lot.

Winner Grinner Toads

The Bloody Rat was surprised that the Lieberals couldn’t figure out what Tony Rabbott was up to.  You’d have to be pretty dumb to have missed the “Ruddery” that went on in Labor when Kev got the shaft!!  Tony’s gone copycat!!

Abbott Restoration Rat

Annnnd thennnn weeee were exciteddddd toooooo seeeeee thaaaaaaat theeeee AFP haaaaaad finallyyyyyy goooooootttttt theerrrrreeee aaaaaaact tooooooogether with regarrrrrrddddd to theeeeee Asssshhhbbbbyyy, Sliiiiiipppperrrrrr businesssssss.

Ashby Rat

Which brought to mind that delightful piece of masterly prose from Tony Abbott on the Ashby/Slipper matter.  It’s readily available in all good remainders stores for a very cheap price.

Abbott Book Ashby1

And what with the Paris slaughter by extremist idiots we also saw the usual Right Wing Nut Jobs come forth with their usual tirade of hate speech – admirably helping said extremist idiots to achieve their objective of alienation and radicalisation with minimum personal input.

Conservative Cory Xenophobe

So it was thought timely to advise both those within the country, and those “suspicious outsiders” coming for a visit of just a few of the dangers which abound in the fair land of Oz.  We’ll discuss snakes, sharks, crocs, spiders and drop bears at another time.

Evil Dwellers

And finally our Rat of Erudition, thoroughly pissed off with the refusal of this miserable government to be open and honest with the people who expect them to be open and honest found a quote, that, with a sentence added expressed his view on the matter.

Eruditis Democracy Rat

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT:  If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!


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Australian born and bred who has spent most of his working life in R&D and IP management with earlier forays in the newspaper industry and martial arts. Fortunate enough to be living in one of the best countries in the World, even though I might get grumpy with it from time to time.
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