Graphical Manipulations #163: Misquotation, Plottery, Aerosols, Work, Mergers And Wishful Thinking!


We’ve been thinking. Yes! I know it’s a difficult concept to grasp, but the various contributors to these Graphical Manipulations have met in closed session and raised a significant issue.  That is; “Should we continue to satirise graphically the incipient ineptidude of homo sapiens, or, should we take a break at #163 and do uvver fings?”  Such a significant question will be collectively deliberated over the coming week and announced either by the presence of #164, or the absence thereof.

We’ve been pleased to note that our favourite Bernardi RWNJ hasn’t disappointed and continues to do what he does best.  His latest book is an entertaining read, contextually speaking.

Bernardi Quote Twit.jpg

The Holy Gourd stepped up to advise us that only it was the supreme source of all such quotes offered by those frail beings on the planet called Earth and, as you were so keen to cook yourselves by heating the place up, that the responsibility for such stupidity lay entirely with yourselves.

Gourd Spake Quotes

There were rumbling of joy amongst the Lieberal RWNJ’s when they realised, entirely spontaneously, that Peter Dutton has enormous potential to be a future deputy leader.  Yes indeed.  Around 2060 sounds good!

Conservative Hero Dutton

We wondered whether this was in any way associated with Mr Rabbotts machinations of late?

Rabbotts Ruddery

And if so, thought it might be apropos of us to clearly indicate our view on the matter of his possible re-ascension!

Comeback Rabbott Pillock

The Bloody Rat couldn’t believe his ears when Julie Bishop gave him the perfect entrée into a cheeky retort.

Glen 20 Turnbull Rat

And that all that money saved by getting rid of all those public servants was being used for such an excellent cause by keeping the consultants and contractors in gainfully expensive employment!

Job Cut Rat

The Toads got a bit huffy when they thought that they might end up without a pension, but a bit of rationalisation eased their minds somewhat.

Aged Pension Toads

They also saw the bright side of a current merger which hardened their desire to maintain a stolid demeanour!

Viagra Botox Toads

Finally, our Erudite Rat, who has passed through the past so to speak, and is so much happier in the present, thought that returning to the past was, well, passé!

Eruditis Conservative Rat

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT:  If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Australian born and bred who has spent most of his working life in R&D and IP management with earlier forays in the newspaper industry and martial arts. Fortunate enough to be living in one of the best countries in the World, even though I might get grumpy with it from time to time.
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