Graphical Manipulations #166: 2016! The Year Of The Monkey! And Will The Oz Voters Be Taken For One?


We made the move. We sold the joint.  Invested in a place being built.  We planned the move.  Foresaw the traps, and legworked to smooth out the crap.  It went so sweet, the move and stuff.  And then along came Telstra and Centrelink and generously donated their clusterfucks!  These two incompetents with chaotic glee destroyed all the pleasure for the Menage and Me!

Be appraised you incompetent pricks, the ménage has marked you for the nastiest of tricks. So be not surprised if you feature here, with every opportunity taken to ridicule and smear!  You deserve the best, and we’ll try REAL hard – you rotten shits – we’ve marked your card!!

Apart from the Telstra/Centrelink debacles (Centrelink ongoing I suspect) the holidays gave some respite, and a convenient break, from the hurly burly of the parochiality of Australian politics. Refreshed from their R&R our ménage reminisces of that holiday drowse!

Holiday Sheeple

Of course our political masters took the opportunity to get a few things done while Australia remained in a state of somnolence.

Toad Pollie Holidays

The ex-PM relaxed, licked his wounds, and thought about how he might contribute to governmental excellence in the New Year!

Janus Wrecker Abbott

He also determined that it would be useful to let people know that he was really friendly with a lot of people in the United States of America!

Rabbott Ego Monkey Business

The seal felt he needed to shed some light on the going’s on of the New South Wales politicians now that there has been an electoral redistribution.

Pollie Seats Sealism

That Bloody Rat provided some insight into the vexed issue of same-sex marriage – politically speaking!

Trusty Same Sex Rat

The brave new Prime Minister let it be known that the Lieberals were not like the Labor Party and, for the first time, led some of us to begin to think that Fraudbull might be just a tad out of touch with reality. Still, he’s more popular than that Tony fella, eh?

Uhuh Faction Rat

Our political rat felt it was time to let all you lovely voters know that his one great ambition was to serve.

Rattus Politicus Servants

And our Erudite Rat felt it timely to slip in a quick comment on the issue of career politicians. And suggest how Australian democracy (so-called) might become just a tad more democratic.

Rattus eruditis careerists

 And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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About deknarf

Australian born and bred who has spent most of his working life in R&D and IP management with earlier forays in the newspaper industry and martial arts. Fortunate enough to be living in one of the best countries in the World, even though I might get grumpy with it from time to time.
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4 Responses to Graphical Manipulations #166: 2016! The Year Of The Monkey! And Will The Oz Voters Be Taken For One?

  1. ” a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! ” Don’t give Australia that much credit for excessive stupidity. It runs throughout the US, UK, British Commonwealth and more – a result of the bipartisan corporate tyranny and its media control….and the detail that demockracy is a better spelling for ‘representative government’ that does not represent anything but the schemes of the rich who fund the election of the performing baboons / thieves / shills. I like the Wikipedia entry for Kleptocracy…especially the druglord variation.

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    • deknarf says:

      I wish I was able to disagree with you but, sadly, I can’t. Democracy in Oz today is a pale shadow of its former self, with the country run by political careerists and corporate pirate capitalists!

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  2. A great GM to usher in the New Year, and it’s in fine fettle… Welcome back D!

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