We made the move. We sold the joint. Invested in a place being built. We planned the move. Foresaw the traps, and legworked to smooth out the crap. It went so sweet, the move and stuff. And then along came Telstra and Centrelink and generously donated their clusterfucks! These two incompetents with chaotic glee destroyed all the pleasure for the Menage and Me!
Be appraised you incompetent pricks, the ménage has marked you for the nastiest of tricks. So be not surprised if you feature here, with every opportunity taken to ridicule and smear! You deserve the best, and we’ll try REAL hard – you rotten shits – we’ve marked your card!!
Apart from the Telstra/Centrelink debacles (Centrelink ongoing I suspect) the holidays gave some respite, and a convenient break, from the hurly burly of the parochiality of Australian politics. Refreshed from their R&R our ménage reminisces of that holiday drowse!
Of course our political masters took the opportunity to get a few things done while Australia remained in a state of somnolence.
The ex-PM relaxed, licked his wounds, and thought about how he might contribute to governmental excellence in the New Year!
He also determined that it would be useful to let people know that he was really friendly with a lot of people in the United States of America!
The seal felt he needed to shed some light on the going’s on of the New South Wales politicians now that there has been an electoral redistribution.
That Bloody Rat provided some insight into the vexed issue of same-sex marriage – politically speaking!
The brave new Prime Minister let it be known that the Lieberals were not like the Labor Party and, for the first time, led some of us to begin to think that Fraudbull might be just a tad out of touch with reality. Still, he’s more popular than that Tony fella, eh?
Our political rat felt it was time to let all you lovely voters know that his one great ambition was to serve.
And our Erudite Rat felt it timely to slip in a quick comment on the issue of career politicians. And suggest how Australian democracy (so-called) might become just a tad more democratic.
And there you have it . . . . . . . .!
AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!
POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!