Graphical Manipulations #168: Continuity And Change? Discontinuous Continuity And Exciting Times!


Well you’d have to say that our beloved leader Fraudband Fraudbull was right. It is indeed, an exciting time to be an Australian.  Especially if you are a Lieberal/Neutered Puppy MP in a marginal seat!  You must be so excitedly excited you’re probably wetting yourself with anticipation as your cabinet bravely goes where none have gone before.  A very courageous move indeed Prime Minister!

Before we move on I’d just like to briefly mention that wizard of telecommunications, Telecom, and thank them for their exemplary service with this little acknowledgement.

Intermittent Telstra

We note that Peta Credlin, has a new role with Sky News. We’re looking forward to her coverage of the upcoming election.  Her insight on things political should be illuminating.  Shame that we don’t watch trash news sources, however, in this case we might have to make an exception!  On second thought – nahhhh!

Credlin Sealisms

Nice to see that the second most dull colourless and boring parliamentarian, sorry prime since Warren of the Truss has gone, has let us know that he is willing to step up to the plate should “circumstances arise” requiring him to step up to the plate. Kevin was unforthcoming as to exactly what those “circumstances” might be.

Andrews Challenge Monkeys

It was also noted that the Budget Balance Commission in a rather naive attempt to create an air of bipartisanship between the political protagonists provided a potential solution to the budget dilemma facing the country! Our expectations are not high that this will be happening – ever!

Budget Uhuh Rat

The Bloody Rat’s back eager to engage himself in all the Australian excitement leading up to the possible, maybe, on the cards, well we’re not sure, entirely likely, Double Dissolution. He thought that the state/territory income tax was amusing.

Income Tax Rat

That the offer to Western Australia of infrastructure money had an air about it. Just what that air was it certainly had something of freshness about it, with a strong hint of pork!

Fistfull Dollar Rat

And Rat was also highly amused that Barnaby Joyce was upset that Tony Windsor wanted his seat and felt that he was being type-cast as something he wasn’t!

Mad Joyce Rat

Our Toads were very excited that our great leader had the courage to put forward an exciting proposal that had the strong likelihood of alienating all those parents whose children attend a public school!

School Funding Toads

And we couldn’t go past ex-Prime Minister Wabbott’s magnanimous offer of making himself available for a cabinet position in our beloved leader’s re-elected government whilst sliding the knife deftly in between the third and fourth rib. Bravo Monsieur Wabbott!

Wabbotts Wevenge

With so many exciting things happening, the Panama Papers yet to fully expose the greedy, and the commencement of electioneering for that Double Dissolution that’s an if, but, maybe, definitely, we wondered as to the level of receptiveness the Australian voter might have to the forthcoming electoral campaigning. This seemed appropriate.

Choices

Which led to us to concern about just why we weren’t feeling quite as excited as we should be in these exciting times. A visit to the local “wellness” institute and a few tests gave us the answer!

Grumpiness Meter

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

 

AFTER-AFTERTHOUGHT: This Lieberal/Neutered Puppy Coalition Government is trashing the good standing of Australia. It cares little about its people in its fanatical pursuit of ultra-conservative ideology. It is using the weapons of minority xenophobia, the secret fears and uncertainty of the general public and blatant propaganda, aided by a complaisant media, to turn this country into something is has never been – bigoted, racist, xenophobic, selfish, self-indulgent, self-obsessed, uncaring and a disgrace to all those things that have made Australia a great country! Tolerance, mateship, community, fairness and equity, honesty and a love of freedom in both speech and expression!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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About deknarf

Australian born and bred who has spent most of his working life in R&D and IP management with earlier forays in the newspaper industry and martial arts. Fortunate enough to be living in one of the best countries in the World, even though I might get grumpy with it from time to time.
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