Graphical Manipulations #173: Voting, Political Calibre, Bias, And Political Crap Doodle!

Well! You only have yourselves to blame! Last Monday I couldn’t stand it any more and trundled down to the local polling booth for an absentee vote.  By about week two I’d had enough of the Fraudbullshit and Lieberal Promissory Notes.  Mind you most of just about everything, from all parties and their pollies was substantially contaminated with bullshit  So much so, that I began to doubt whether all that training in critical thinking and analysis was a waste of time.  Perhaps I should have become a real estate agent and negatively geared my way to filthy richness.  Or, perhaps, a politician with a retirement pension and enough ancillary perks that I’d be bathing in milk every day and criss-crossing the country in Business Class.  I’d probably have negatively geared as well!  Silly me!

And the other bit? I’d carefully planned my superannuation so that I’d have sufficient to last us out, with a little help from the pension (mainly via the Pensioner Concession Card), and you Lieberals have “FUCKED ME ABOUT”!! So I’m just a wee bit upset you might say!!  Not including of course the unmitigated management disaster you have perpetrated on Australians and the country since 2013!!

So off to the booth we went with the House of Reps vote card and the Senate spread sheet! Being still sufficiently compus mentis that I am still able to count easily to four the task was over in IV shakes of a puppy dog’s tail.  The Senate card, a sight to behold, had more names on it than the Roll of Honour at the local RSL Club.  It took just a tad longer, the pup went to sleep, but finally it was done and both documents,  after much Labor and suitably folded, were safely ensconced in their respective ballot boxes.  Hopefully they won’t get lost!!

Not only is the Senate vote a Double Dissolution one but it’s also been shuftied by the Lieberals, Greens and Xenophon in an attempt to prevent gaming of the votes by small parties and individuals. Given these new complexities, and the feeling that the gaming has increased apace I must admit I felt that our friend the Orang had the ideal solution to the Senate paradox.

Senate Orang

Then there was Bob Katter’s attempt at dead pan humour with his video entailing the termination of a couple of parliamentary opponents! Tasteless and ill timed it was and it drew attention to my opinion of many (well most really) politicians and this;

Katter Calibre

That Bloody Rat popped out for a quick comment on Malcolm Fraudbull’s strong words for some football moron on the matter of disrespectfulness towards women. Rat understands that his comments do not refer to currently serving Lieberal politicians!

Disrespectful Rat

It was noted that Chris Ulhmann was back in his element of “Lieberal Good! Labor really badsess!”  So we thought we’d remind the reader of some of his favourite Labor words so that you can ensure that he doesn’t use them in a Lieberal context!  That would be really badsess, my precious!

Ulhman Labor Words2

It was also noted that Tony Abbott aka The Wacko Warringah Wabbott was keen for a place at the Fraudbull cabinet table, preferably as Minister for Warmongering. We’ve heard rumours, albeit viscous, that Wacko has grander designs and that there’s a book in it!  Publication is expected in August or September of this year.  Or a bit later should Fraudbull win the day with a large majority in the House and control of the Senate!

Wabbott Weturns

David Pope, the scallawag, put it “oh so succinctly” with his depiction of the evil deeds afoot in the Lieberal RWNJ camp. Onya David!!

Popes Long March

And in considering it all, it really comes down to trust! Who do you . . . . . .? And who would you . . . . .! That led to this and to a rapid response of; “NO WAY JOSE!!”

Trust Me Blue Tie

We were also privileged to be given one of the Lieberal Parties promissory notes. They’re going to build us a phantasmagorical stadium.  Just so you know it’s so, we provide you with a copy of the original promissory.  Don’t get too jealous now!

Lieberal Promissory Note

It must be admitted that we fell about laughing when “we’ve Turned Back A Boat” got it’s pre-election airing. Our sceptical rat was, well, sceptical re timing, and is awaiting the day when “Look Out! There Are Terrorists About!” gets dragged out with endless videos of a 12 to 15 year old twit getting dragged in to the local law court by men with large guns, masks and suitably attired in black!

Boat Denial Rat

And Medicare. What CAN we say about Medicare and those Lieberal promises that they’ll “never”, “ever” privatise it, whilst working assiduously in the back room to do exactly that!  This should suffice.

No Medicare Cuts

AND, again, David Pope waded in to the argument and put the whole concept of Medicare privatisation into context! David, you smartypants, you’re starting to annoy me!


And we had those interviews with the Australian voting cognoscenti which also tipped us into the, “let’s vote now and not have to listen to all this crapdoodle anymore!”

Q: “And in the upcoming election sir/madam, who will you be voting for?

A: “Well I won’t be voting Labor because they’re bad economic managers!”

A: ”I’ll be voting Lieberal because they believe in God and hate homosexuals!”

A: “I’ll be voting for Mr Fraudbull for Prime Minister because he’s so nice!”

We won’t go into the outpourings of rage and invective directed at the TV screen due to these intelligent, introspective and studied responses to the question but leave you with this;

We The Sheeple

And all of that led to resurrection of a Graphical Manipulation from a time before which calls to mind a Whitlamism and clearly indicates my view on the matter at hand!

Time to Go No

And there you have it . . . . . . . .! Except for:


AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!


AFTER-AFTERTHOUGHT: This Lieberal/Neutered Puppy Coalition Government is trashing the good standing of Australia. It cares little about its people in its fanatical pursuit of ultra-conservative ideology. It is using the weapons of minority xenophobia, the secret fears and uncertainty of the general public and blatant propaganda, aided by a complaisant media, to turn this country into something is has never been – bigoted, racist, xenophobic, selfish, self-indulgent, self-obsessed, uncaring and a disgrace to all those things that have made Australia a great country! Tolerance, mateship, community, fairness and equity, honesty and a love of freedom in both speech and expression!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Australian born and bred who has spent most of his working life in R&D and IP management with earlier forays in the newspaper industry and martial arts. Fortunate enough to be living in one of the best countries in the World, even though I might get grumpy with it from time to time.
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