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Graphical Manipulations #171: Electoral Overload, Promissory Notes, Flashbacks, Conspiracies And Nom De Plumes!


Two weeks in to the (second?) longest election campaign in Australian history and diahorrea, glazed eyes, psychotically induced deafness, as well as inflammation of remote button fingers is rampant across the nation. It is also believed that many complaints have … Continue reading

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Graphical Manipulations #153: NO ANIMALS AT ALL! Oh! OK! Just an Alpaca!


SIGH! What a let down!! No Tony Rabbott photos, not even one from the drunken and debauched farewell party of our hairy chested, shirtless, ex-leader. SIGH!! And then when we looked at our new TEAM LEADER AUSTRALIA’s team it was … Continue reading

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Graphical Manipulations #150: Commissions, Shares, Rats, A Book And A Farce!


Underlings! Silence in this place!! After careful deliberation over several days, I have come to the personal opinion, albeit a self-indulgent and self-righteous one, that I am, without doubt, an entirely upright and estimable personage! Of sharp mind, and great … Continue reading

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Graphical Manipulations #135: Postprandial Trauma, A Rat Rampage, Horror Show And Sheeple!


Well, here we all sit, postprandially replete after a rather bland meal of small meat portions, entrained in a vegetable hotch potch and Liberally covered with a hearty braggadocio sauce! And as we patiently await the concomitant indigestion we realise … Continue reading

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Graphical Manipulations #134: Budgetary Matters. And No Bloody Rats!


Well here we are! It’s almost budget time and the media hacks, pundits, commentators and revelators are all waiting with bated breath to paraphrase, plagiarise, eulogise, pontificate, prognosticate, and summarise. All for the benefit of we, the voting sheeple, and … Continue reading

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Graphical Manipulations #123: Logic, Teamsters, Reviews, Rats, Monkeys, Comedians & Gourdliness!


Well! It’s been confirmed that there are moves, albeit initial, to formerly alter the Australian honours system to give gongs more appropriately referred to as “Mates”! And not to be left in the lurch, there are strong moves to give … Continue reading

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Graphical Manipulations #106: Gough, El Nino, Dummkopf, The Rat, Idiots T Shirts And Red Herrings!


Like many of my peers back in the 60’s and 70’s we had slumbered through the days of Ming and his less impressive successors with an underlying discomfort that there must be something more to life than what was offered. … Continue reading

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