Well, as predicted last week it didn’t get much more exciting this week, unless you consider the NO Coalition’s announcement of their slothful ‘kind-of internet broadband but not really’ important. Well it’s important from the perspective of being a complete and utter backward looking joke in terms of looking into the future! Really! Is that the best you can do? So here are the Pillock Chronicles revisited (sans apologia to anyone)!
With a quick reminder. Pillock: (noun, UK, mildly pejorative, slang) a stupid or annoying person; simpleton; fool. Etymology – the orgin of pillock is believed to go back to the 16th century meaning penis from the Norwegian word pillicock, presumably akin to the slang dickhead meaning inept fool. (Source: Wiktionary). NB: I didn’t make the association, Wiktionary did!!
So, well start with this;
Followed by this;
And this;
With a little bit of this;
Plus this;
And an insensitive this;
And a knowledgeable this;
And insulting this;
And finally a totally crass this;
And so there we have it! Leaving you with the usual postscript (well almost!) . . . . . .
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Deknarf: The Australia Blog 
So true. Makes me wonder if Simon Crean hasn’t succumbed to early onset dementia or something. His current behaviour is very puzzling indeed as he has, usually, always acted in the Labor Party’s best interests from what I could see. Very strange.
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Poor Simon! Seems to have been affected by the ‘run off at the mouth’ disease! Hope it’s a quick cure!
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Yep, a swift kick up the fundament should do it & really soon. Like yesterday.
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YEP! ;-))
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This is so good, deknarf & so very pertinent.unfortunately. I say unfortunately because, at the present moment, he could well be the ignorant, uncaring ocker who will be representing Australia on the World’s various stages & returning Oz to the numbing, narrow-mindedness of the 1950s so beloved by Howard.
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Thankx for the support! And, you are probably right in your assumption! This fool will be the PM of Australia. Maybe I should are the question: ‘Are we Pillocks if we end up with Phoney Tony and the NO Coalition as the next Federal Government?’ YES WE ARE!!
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Do so desperately hope we are both wrong & that the electorate is smarter than your “average duck” but some of the things that can be seen or heard around about make me wonder. The media have a great deal to answer for dumbing down the audience so that they have lost all critical reasoning whatsoever.
Fancy being stupid enough to blithely, & readily, vote against your own best interests which is what so many seem determined to do.
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It would be helpful if Labor would stop shooting themselves in the foot! Simon Crean’ list hissy fit today added nothing to the debate and only does Labor more damage. You would think that he wants Labor to lose!
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