Graphical Manipulations #110: Monkeys, Resurrection, Ratifications, Toadery, Pillocking And Word Abuse!


I guess by now readers of these Graphical Manipulations, and other articles on this blog, have come to the realisation that the author has a predilection towards socialism – SHOCK! HORROR!  Not really far leftish, but more centralist with a “no way could I EVER vote Liberal” preference – especially while the Liberals and their associated Neutered Puppies Party continue down their extremist neo-conservative, rape and pillage capitalistic “stuff the equity, full steam ahead” grubby little journey down the Conservative American pathway to social inequity, lack of opportunity for the unrich and a predatory capitalist self interest!!

There was a whole bit here about equity and equality and about naïve idealism but I deleted it since I figured that I’d be talking to the converted, or antagonising ultra-conservative crackpots!  And I went on to consider this ▼

Abbott Joke A

I wondered why people support those who lie to them, and also fail to hold them to account when they get the opportunity to do so.

It’s becoming clearer as we understand genetics and the working of the mind that we appear to be genetically predestined to be Conservative or, in the true sense of the word, Liberal.  So much for freedom of thought and action, eh?  However, I suspect it’s not quite as simple as that and that aspects of nurture, as well as having the ability to think critically, examine issues rationally and question and challenge dogma also play a substantial role.  That’s one of the reasons why I consider that everyone should have the best opportunity for a quality education, without having to pay for it, as a fundamental obligation of any quality democracy to its people.

And that’s why, unless we see a Centralist Party attuned to People, Country and then the Economy, I’ll continue to vote to the Left of Centre.  And YOU know what that means, don’t you?

Naturally, thinking about all this extremism, conservatism and lying led to questions of credibility.

Credible Bishop Monkey

And to the rise of extremist politics even weirder than the ultra-conservative myopia inhabiting the Government benches at the moment.

Hansons Back

Let loose the Monkeys and the froot-loops and you have to suffer That Bloody Rat and his perspective on modern Australia.

He was extremely sympathetic to Gina Rhinehart’s trials and tribulations suffered under the harassment of her ‘greedy little grub’ children.  Her thoughts, not mine!

Rhinehart Rat

Was immensely amused by Barnaby Joyce stuffing it up again and forgetting to blame Labor for everything not good happening in Australia, especially that related to his own portfolio.

Barnaby Blame Rat

And deeply concerned that the issue as to the shape of the earth had been sneakily introduced into the Global Warming debate, thereby creating an opportunity for the “Round Worlders” to push their fanatical anti-flat world dogma – AGAIN!

Flat Earth Rat

The Rat’s tirade woke the Toads who felt that they should also add some value to the proceedings, especially about that turncoat Jacqui Lambie

Jacquis Deliverance Toad

And to the contextual implications of politicians making promissory statements on the main stream media which Joe Public seems to have taken at face value.

No Cuts Toad

It was felt that only a Pillock would be so stupid as to make a comment on a medium which has the capability for endless replays, retweets, etc, etc.  And sure enough there was one.

China Democracy Pillock

And you’d have to wonder who might confuse a twinky little Australian state with a country 106 times larger.  Well?  Yep! You guessed it – our favourite pillock.

Tas China Pillock

Finally, all that monkey business, rats, toads, Pillocks and lies led to thoughts about word abuse.  Don’t ask me why.  And that led to this.

Dictionary Abbott

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #109: Largesse, Rats, G20’s, Credibility, Shirtfronts And Toads!


Greetings you generous Australian taxpayer’s you!!  It’s always nice to know that you are keeping those foreign energy cartels going with your tax breaks – so willing to forgo tax from such people:  “Rich countries are subsidising oil, gas and coal companies by about $88bn (£55.4bn) a year to explore for new reserves, despite evidence that most fossil fuels must be left in the ground if the world is to avoid dangerous climate change.

The most detailed breakdown yet of global fossil fuel subsidies has found that the US government provided companies with $5.2bn for fossil fuel exploration in 2013, Australia spent $3.5bn, Russia $2.4bn and the UK $1.2bn. Most of the support was in the form of tax breaks for exploration in deep offshore fields.

The public money went to major multinationals as well as smaller ones who specialise in exploratory work, according to British thinktank the Overseas Development Institute (ODI) and Washington-based analysts Oil Change International.”

LORD LUV YA for letting our venerable Treasurer pour your generosity and largesse onto such as these.  And that kinda led naturally to this.

Hockey Billions

And The Bloody Rat was impressed that your largesse continues unabated as you kindly fund the decadent lifestyles of decrepit politicians in their after-pollie-lives.  Bless you!

Snort Rort Rat

And naturally the Australian miners, ever grateful for your largesse, seem, at least to Rat, to be somewhat uncertain about the future of their industries.  Or perhaps they are just a bit more far-sighted than the current government?

Foody Miners Rat

Rat was also impressed with the deeply penetrating insight of Joe (Eleventy) Hockey who could see no relationship between economic growth and climate change.  Onya Joe!  A two Watt globe comes to mind!

Hockey AGW Rat

But Rat was awestruck when the leader of Team Australia told the leader of the Russian state, a state that incidentally could turn Team Australia to a blackened crisp through the application of a few of their 4,000 nukes, to stop acting like a dickhead.  WOW!!

The Past Rat

So much for Rats insight.

It was with some disappointment that we saw the G20 hijacked by the “big boys” who did a shufty on the side and agreed that Anthropogenic Global Warming was a significant issue to do a deal thereby giving Team Australia, who’d spent a few million $$$$’s giving them and the other G18’s a good time, a bit of a poke in the eye.  Or is that a refocus of agendas?

Abbott Acronym

And that then created a bit of a disaster when our Prime Winky Dill dropped what was left of his credibility.

Credibility Abbott

And all the expectations of the cognoscenti that they’d see a real display of the art of the shirtfront were sadly downgraded and then dashed.

Shirtfronts and Judo

And instead of a head to head, belligerent, blood on the floor, shouting match between two protagonists there were smiley op shots holding cuddly animals.

Shirtfronted Abbott

Which, when all said and done, presented to thinking Australians the awful realisation that, when travelling overseas and despite the obvious risks to personal longevity, it might be a damned sight less cringeworthy to be identified as an American rather than an Australian.

Cringeworthy Toads

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #108: Hotch Potch, Hotch Pots, Flip Flops,Hop Scotch And Scotched Pots!


The Mexican Night at the local RSL Bistro is over, the meal consumed, the sangria imbibed, and we didn’t win the dessert surprise in the dinner competition. Having successfully avoided the poker machines, obviously put off by all the “gamble with care” pamphlets tucked away in corners and that miniscule sign on the pokey machine room door reminding everyone of the dangers inherent in taking a punt with a one in a million chance of winning, am now back at home wondering.  Wondering about what, where or why is the question.

Why do I avoid a poker machine and yet drop by the newsagent to buy a Lotto ticket for the chance to win something at odds far, far worse (one in a billion) than those cursed pokeys? Or, why is it that in every crowd doing whatever the crowd is about, there is always at least one idiot?  That’s the one who goes down the slide head first, or the one who swings the swing highest until the pendulum effect is redundant and then jumps off when it is unwise so to do?  The examples are innumerable!  You find such wonders of the human species everywhere, and I suppose, in every race.  Someone once said it was “evolution in action”, culling those from the species least fit to survive and, you know, I suspect that they may be right!

Thinking of idiocy, and its bedfellow stupidity, led us to thinking about becoming involved in wars not of our own making and not learning from history, Afghanistan being one good example of the several that Oz had jumped into at the behest of one idiot to another. And that led to this.

Afghan Toads

We had the odd homegrown idiot excelling themselves at making an idiot of themselves with inanely ridiculous statements. Jacqui Lambie gave it a go with burka’s and military pay and memorial boycotts. It could be three strikes and you’re out – of the Palmer United Party!

Pokey Little Puppy

That much ado about nothing nutter Cory Bernardi got into the act with the go to instructions for how to place a headlock on the female form. Most impressive!

Headlock Cory

Our ever persistent Bloody Rat decided to add his perspective to the week’s “goings’ on” when it came to the likes and dislike of our business leaders.

Business Sentiment Rat

Rat was most impressed with the electricity sector’s carbon consciousness as they prepared for the Governments Direct Action largesse.

Energy Industry Rat

And he was particularly delighted with Kathy Jackson’s deftness at dobbing in her mates, then getting caught out herself, followed by some memory and mental difficulties. That Kathy! She just doesn’t stand still, eh?

Jackson Fraud Rat

Post Rat we wondered whether our Prime Winky Dill just failed to see beyond the next election cycle, had an atrocious schooling in basic science, or was busy supporting those who’s largesse into the Liberal Parties coffers came in coal trucks.

Coal Man Abbott

We relished the continuation of the ‘shirtfront’ which now appears to have reduced itself to ‘tough talk’ and further to ‘seriously discuss’ and whether this might go even further to ‘drop a firm note expressing displeasure’. Whatever, we preferred the shirtfront thanks!

Shirtfront Monkey

Such thoughts of the uncouth led conversely to thoughts of couth and that led to vision and conversely to vapidity and the two figures that seem to, admirably, fit those particularly terms.

Gough n Abbott

And we thought that optimism, enthusiasm and confidence were so much better than fear, prejudice and conformity except that, sometimes, the latter could be far more colourful! Especially if you were a staunch and zealous member of Team Australia!

Team Australia Meetings

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #107: Lying, Lying, Lying Toads, The Rat And Other Gross Indecencies!


Ever had that queasy feeling that regardless of that workplace camaraderie, that ‘all pull together’ team spirit, that leveraging the key metrics by maximising our core competencies and pushing the envelope, that your just a minor cog in the wheel and not that valuable team member that you’re told you are? Well, this little snippet of clarification might just expand your mind a tad, courtesy of the Business Dictionary.

CAPITALISM:  Economic system based (to a varying degree) on private ownership of the factors of production (capital, land, and labour) employed in the generation of profits.  It is the oldest and most common of all economic systems and, in general, is synonymous with the free market system.

Particularly impressive is the bit about the “private ownership of the factors of production”, with labour being one of those factors! And you thought you were part of the team, eh?  So, in reality, you’re just a factor of production.  You could be just a chattel slave, a caste slave, a bonded labourer, forced even.  You could be a feudal serf, a military draftee, or, a wage slave!  Thankfully, unless you’re a private owner of the factors of production, you’re a wage slave.  So be grateful that you’re not one of the other slaves, breathe a sigh of relief and get in there and play your part (well until you’re surplus to requirements) as one of, dare I say, Team Australia?

Moving on. Hasn’t it been a ‘ribbetting’ week of politics, if you take Jackie Kelly’s perspective of her former mates?  Finally an insider, now on the outside has let the amphibian out of the bag, so to speak, with the revelation that we have been too afraid to utter.  The Liberals (and probably their Neutered Puppy associates) are actually lying toads – one and all!

Liberal Toad Hall

And given the growing menace of introduced species, apparently many of the current cabinet were not born in Orstralia, well may we say ‘God save the Queen, because the Government is of the cane toad variety.

Lying Toads

Naturally, toad talk made that Bloody Rat rather jealous and he leapt forth to make a comment on the forgetfulness of our Prime Winky Dill.

Roo Loose Rat

Rat was impressed with the overwhelming desire of our Team Australia Government to ensure that national security was a prime excuse when it came to Ebola.

Ebola Ban Rat

And that, whatever happened, The Supreme Leader was intent on ensuring that there would be mature public debate about the state of the federation when a bucket of money was thrown before State Premiers with a ‘now be nice and share’ request.

Mature Debate Rat

With Rat back in his sewer pipe it was felt that Barnaby Joyce should be recognised for his valuable contribution to ensuring Hansard was up to the mark and providing a factual reportage of the Parliamentary goings on.

Hansard Barnaby

That our Environment Minister should be roundly applauded for performing a double backflip with pike and plie by saying Emissions Trading was the greatest thing since carbon dioxide and then doing the exact opposite several years later.

Cartoon Hunt

When George (trust me, I love you) Brandis calmed the nervous nellies of the terminally ill mainstream media with a plethora of platitudinous linguistic gobbledegook.

Trusty Brandis

Which brought us to consider a little gem of truth from those attempting to justify their actions when finally called to account and which seem relevant to the current state of affairs in our fair country.

Seemed Relevant

And all that lead to thoughts of oppression, fear, mistrust, and dictatorial regimes which led in a totalitarian manner to Supreme Leaders.

Kim Jung Fat

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #106: Gough, El Nino, Dummkopf, The Rat, Idiots T Shirts And Red Herrings!


Like many of my peers back in the 60’s and 70’s we had slumbered through the days of Ming and his less impressive successors with an underlying discomfort that there must be something more to life than what was offered. Mind you Cocky Caldwell and the so-called ‘faceless men’ of the Labor party instilled little confidence that there was a viable alternative to the landed gentry Liberals.  And then in the period of the growth of pop music and the baby boomer restlessness along came Gough Whitlam and gave the Great Australian stupor a good kick in the arse!

Pretty much, in one fell swoop Gough delivered: free medical care; scrapping of university fees for a generation of students; aboriginal land rights; the racial discrimination act; a diplomatic relationship with China; women in power; an end to our involvement in the Vietnam War; an end to conscription; an end to the death penalty; legal aid; an Australian national anthem; a scrapping of the British honours and an Order of Australia; protected environmental sites; lowering the voting age to 18; more young people in politics, and; some say the precursor to Triple J. Not bad for someone whose political flame burnt brightly for such a short time.

His scrapping of University fees gave me the opportunity for a University education as a mature-age student fresh from the beginning of the dying days of the newspaper industry. The study culminated in a post graduate degree and a reasonably successful career doing something that I really enjoyed – science.  For that, I am eternally grateful to Gough.

To say that I was angry at the dismissal would be an understatement – I still am! And despite the reconciliation between Fraser and Whitlam, Fraser will always be Kerr’s Cur!  Although the passage of time and various exposes related to the roles that the United States of America and Britain played in Gough’s downfall should, perhaps, make Fraser a servant of the two powers and Kerr his lapdog.  I guess we will never really know the whole truth of the matter.

Anyhow, Michael Pascoe put Gough in perspective far more succinctly than I could. And I’ll just say; ‘vale Gough’, and leave it to him.

Vale Gough

And that state of status quo regardless of the consequences and deliberate denial of the evidence by our current government led to;

El Nino Cometh

And thoughts of idiots led back to our ‘macho man’ Mathias Corman and his apparent Prussian arrogance.

Misogyny Corman

The mention of Mathias brought That Bloody Rat scampering out to provide his view on the issue and the ‘really clever’ response by one of the Labor drongos.

Dickhead Rat

Health Minister Dutton blustered his confidence that Ebola would be contained if it ever got to Straylya, whilst those who know were in denial. Rat was rightfully concerned that his ‘mob’ might get the blame again.

Ebola Rat

Rat was also happy that while the Government Of Fools (note TWS) might be inhabiting the government benches they weren’t actually in control.

Foreign Policy Rat

But he was most impressed by Tourism Minister Andrew Robb’s excellent use of taxpayer funds.

Restaurant Rat

With rat back in his hole, it was thought timely to mention our National Idiot for the day.

Joyce Hansard Duck

And thoughts of Gough, and real policy for the betterment of the nation and its people led to T-shirts.

Policy Not Slogans

Which led to wondering about what happened to THE BUDGET EMERGENCY and why recent announcements by the government were developing a distinct piscine aroma.

Red Herrings

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #105: Shirtfronts, T Shirts, The Rat, Command, Confidence, And Other Bits!


Hmmm! ‘Shirtfronting’ seems, these days, to have a different connotation to that I recall from my Sandgroper days. In those days of callow youth when the brain was predominantly controlled by the gonads and testosterone, the fine art of ‘Shirtfronting’, largely practised by those who couldn’t control their aggression and their alcohol consumption, was somewhat different to what the interpretation appears to be today.  I hasten to note that I, like many of my peers left this youthful callowness behind at around 21/22 years of age and avoided participation in such practises.  It would seem that some of our current politicians still remain in that state of callowness.

Anyhow, the art of shirtfronting went basically as follows. Some sort of insult or affront would be imagined or delivered.  A shirt would be grabbed at about the point where the collars joined on the chest, the hand twisted into a fist whilst pulling the ‘shirtfronted’ well within the area where spittle from the upcoming abuse would spray liberally upon their face.  This would be followed by, naturally, the abuse and the offer to ‘do somefin abart id’ (or grunts to that effect).  Should the shirtfronter be a bit slow off the mark, the knee driven by the shirtfronted into the shirtfronter’s gonads would quickly put an end to the confrontation.  There being some strange moral code in those days the person falling to the floor after such a confrontation was rarely kicked or abused further since the confrontation was classified as complete upon a backdown or a successful ‘knee job’ by the shirtfronted, or an ensuing fight won by either party, or stopped by a bevy of ‘mates’.

As noted last week we just couldn’t resist a bit of shirtfronting in our Graphical Manipulations. So some simplified instruction on the fine art was considered warranted.

Drongo T Shirt

PS:  For those foreign readers who may not be up with Australia’s unique slant on the English language, as she is spoke:  Drongo = A ‘no-hoper’ or fool, and;  Nob = An irritating idiot with no redeeming features.  Cynics would also say that the difference between these terms and ‘politician’ is almost indistinguishable.

It was also thought that one should also hedge one’s bets given that the shirtfronting promise by our illustrious Prime Winky Dill may not turn out exactly as planned.

Shirtfront Putin T Shirt

Being in a shirtish format GM became locked in the T shirt theme when considering that our PWD had shown his strong support for the industry with pollution as its collateral damage. But as has been noted by you know who, ‘shit happens’!

Demon Coal

And we just couldn’t let macho man Mathias Cormann off without a ‘girly man’ t shirt of his very own.

Girly Men for Mathias

The Rat, as is his form, popped out for his quirky take on things homo sapient with;

Mirabella Rat

Looked approvingly upon the Australian Tax Office as it endeavoured to keep the public in the dark as to who the Public Service Minister was.

ATO Abetz Rat

And finally wondered just how long it would be before those silly humans realised that The Great Leader had promised much, but delivered so little.

Tony Shirtfront

The Rats view of the world led to thinking about just who was in charge of Team Australia and it was determined that we were also being kept in the dark about that too.

Petas in Control

And we were particularly impressed when The Great Leader expressed his abiding confidence in the capability of Australian companies and their workers.

Submariner Abbott

It was felt opportune to provide another calmness poster to ensure that the populace wasn’t overly disturbed by the shirtfronting threats.

Keep Calm Shirtfront

And despite the fact that we’d GM’d our usual ten, we just couldn’t leave Mathias alone!

Daffy Duck Cormann

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT: If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT: All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition! We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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Graphical Manipulations #104: Moving, Hate, Tunnel Light, The Rat, Doormats, Commanders And Trust!


Cynic (say sin-ik) noun a person who believes that people’s reasons for doing things are selfish, bad, or for ulterior motives and shows this by sneering at them. Cynical adjective, cynically adverb, cynicism noun (Thanks Oxford).

I’ve never been one for self diagnosis but have been concerned for some time that I was beginning to mistrust the motives of the Team Australia Captain and the rest of his Main Team Australia as compared to the Rabble Team Australia (that’s the one’s who do all the menial work).  Whenever I heard a statement or claim about a budget emergency, or a Jihadi threat, or a recalcitrant senate, or not exactly a war but a humanitarian destruction of antihumanitarianists I’d yell “moo poo” at the television or pour coffee on the newspaper, or initiate some other act of derisory behaviour like swearing at the radio.  Such behaviour was not only distressing to myself, but becoming an increasing burden to those who orbit around my little world of angst.  So we took ourselves onto the web and entered the great cloud of information residing thereon and Google searched the manifestation descriptors of my apparent malady.  Sure enough back came the diagnosis that I was a cynic, was displaying the characteristics of cynicism and that there was, alas, no cure.  However, while there is no cure for my malady, we do know who to blame for it – don’t we?  Hmmmmm?

I do however feel that as a confirmed cynic I must refute the comment that I’m sneering.  I’m more inclined to believe that I’m jaundiced, sardonic, sceptical, scoffing or just plain suspicious.  Judge for yourself!

As you often find when rummaging, graphics appear that, while dealing with elsewhere, are so bloody applicable to ‘dealings Australiana!’

Two Party System

It was nice to see that our current Government led by the Team Australia Captain was ensuring that the voters in their electorates were being favourably treated by their policy machinations.

Time to Move

That moves were afoot to ensure that outsider (anyone not in Team Australia) hate – speakers would not be allowed to enter the country.  Some, by virtue of being in the country as well as in Team Australia, are excluded from such foot shuffling moves.

Hateful Jonesy

It’s always nice to know that the long, dark and dank tunnel we entered in September 2013 has a light at the end of it!

Lighted Tunnell

Tunnels, darkness, and a goodly bit of dank drew The Bloody Rat out with his insightful take on things humanly idiosyncratic.  He found Greg Hunt delightfully obfuscatory.

Liar Hunt Rat

Took serious issue with OECD claims that Canberra was the best of all possible places in the best of all possible worlds (sorry Dr Pangloss)

Canberra Rat

Rat was particularly impressed with the hyperbolic propagandistic, photo opportunistic conveniently arranged photography of “that sword of the apocalypse” featured in the recent Jihadist terror raids which all amounted to nought really.

Plastic Sword Rat

He was also impressed with Team Australia Captain’s excellent flippity floppity backflip with pike with regard to Vlad the Impaler Putin, especially when he floppity flippity flipped back with a gut wrenching “shirtfront” threat to our Vlad (that’ll be a feature next week).

Switchback Abbott Rat

Dispensing with The Rat and returning to the sceptically jaundiced world of the confirmed cynic we grudgingly acknowledge the release of the latest NO Coalition doormats.  At discounted prices no less!

Plutocrat Doormat

We felt that this little song more aptly describes the intentions of the Prime Winky Dill aka the Team Australia Captain aka The Great Commander.

Commander Abbott

And that this Graphical Manipulation aptly describes how this confirmed cynic feels about this self-serving, uncaring Liberal/National Party coalition Government.

Lost Trust

And there you have it . . . . . . . .!

AFTERTHOUGHT:  If you don’t punish politicians and their parties for lying to you, you are predetermining your treatment as a fool!

POSTSCRIPT:  All characters appearing in this work are entirely, and amazingly, fictitious.  Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or in a zombie like state, is purely coincidental with an exceptionally high probability of being the construct of a deluded mind trying to grasp the true meaning of the political unreality of Australian politics, al la NO Coalition!  We can only gaze upon such greatness with wonderment!

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